Lady Sif

Loki thought about Sif, the Norse Goddess and badass warrior. She had very little respect for Loki and looked down on him.

Loki knew he could speak anything into truth, so he wanted to make this good as he used it on Sif. He though of her slender, but athletic 35-25-36 body. "Sif's measurements are 38-28-40 with a 36F bra size. Sif is very clumsy and regularly makes a fool of herself on the battlefield, but the other gods always protect her. She thinks she is a great warrior, but the other gods know she's not and laugh at her behind her back."