Kurt Slater (from the Rock Group Slater)

"Bollocks! What the hell is this? Where am I?" Kurt said as he entered Hell's Gate "Last thing I remember I was in a hot Tub with three smoking birds right. Then the girls said they liked my music. Then I said why don't I play an electric guitar. The girls then said you can't do it in here. I said don't worry the neighbours won't mind the noise love. Then they said you don't understand we're in water. I said not to worry love I can still dance in the water. They said no you don't under.. . they didn't finish what they were saying because I already took the guitar in the pool then the next thing I know my body was a shaking and I was here."

Skorpion looked at him and said, "You're dead. That tends to happen when you put Electric guitars in hot tubs. You're in Hell. You are sent here for sex crimes. You spent your life in sinful pursuit of sex. You fucked countless women and didn't even know their names. You did ****, drank and caused general destruction. You were a complete and total pervert."

"But love, that's what Rock and Roll is about. It's about doing things that would get normal people arrested."

"Still we're going to have to Punish you." she said.

"How?"

"With Sex."

He started to laugh. "Bring on the punishment then love."

She shook her head. They never knew what they are getting into.