Ku-Fei

Shinobu looked around the class for empty seats by people who looked friendly. She went for the one by Kazumi. She tried to warn Shinobu, but she was already sat down before the words could come out.

Sayo, blushing: EEEE! A-Asakura! Sh-she's sitting on my lap!

Kazumi shrugged with a slight smirk. Shinobu pulled the chair up to the desk.

Sayo: Oooohh!! This is no good! If she sits here all year, i might become imprinted on her or something! I guess i have ****. Sorry, new girl!

Sayo stood and ran a finger up Shinobu's neck. She shivered and looked behind her, where she noticed Kaede and Ako giggling.

Shinobu: P-please stop that.

Ako: Wasn't us.

Shinobu: Then wh-EEEE!!!

Sayo's finger brushed against her back through her clothes, sending a chill up and down her spine.

Sayo: Wow, her skin is so soft. I wish i'd had skin like this back when i had skin.

Shinobu: W-what's going on?!

Kazumi, thinking: Should i tell her? Nah, she'd never believe a ghost was doing this. Besides, it's too funny to stop!

Sayo: Still not working. Alright! I'll have to resort to drastic measures! Forgive me!

Using her ghosty powers, Sayo raised Shinobu's seat into the air and spun it around slowly, then faster and faster. The wind caused by the movement blew her skirt up to her stomach, giving everyone a good look at her sky blue panties.

Shinobu: YEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEKKKK!!! OK!!! OK!!! I Don'T KNOW who's DOing THIS, BUT I give, OK?!?!!!! I GIIiiIIVE!!

The chair landed, but by then Shinobu had already jumped out.

Kazumi: Sorry, guess i shoulda warned ya. This seat's taken.

Shinobu: Oh. S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry.

Sayo: I'm so sorry!! I-i hope we can be friends once you notice me!!

Kazumi: She says 'no hard feelings, ok?'

Shinobu: Huh? Who says that?

Kazumi: Oh, yeah, i forgot. You don't know about us yet, huh? Heh-heh. Boy, did you transfer into a weeeeiiird class!

Some of the girls laughed. Shinobu chuckled weakly and continued on in search of a seat, still shaking. She started to sit by Chisame, but she put a hand on the chair.

Chisame: Taken.

Shinobu jumped back like there was a cobra in the chair. She tried one by Chizuru.

Chizuru: I'm sorry, but Natsumi-chan is running late today. This is her seat, and she'd be very surprised if she found it filled.

Shinobu looked around.

Shinobu, thinking: So many inhospitable students...huh?

Her eyes caught someone who seemed familiar.

Shinobu: E-excuse me. May i sit here, please?

Ku: It is ok with me! I warn you, i am not good to cheat off of.

Shinobu: Ee-yahh! I mean, no, i didn't intend to cheat!

Ku: That is good! Cheating is not fair, so i do not like it! Come, sit down, new-girl Shinomu-chan!

Shinobu, thinking: She really is a lot like her. She even called me 'Shinomu', like she did sometimes.

Ayaka: Oh hoh hoh hoh! Baka Yellow! Weren't you listening? Negi-sensei said her name is...

Shinobu: It's ok! You-you can call me Shinomu if you want to!

Fei-Ku: Oh? It was only slip of tongue, but if you like that better, i will call you that! Shi-no-mu!

Shinobu: Thank you, Su-chan. I mean...!! What is your name?

Ku-Fei: Ku-Fei. But if i can call you Shinomu, you may call me Su-Fei! It is fair, right?

Shinobu smiled.

Shinobu: Right! um...this seat isn't 'taken' is it?

Ku: No, it is empty.

Shinobu: Are you sure?

Ku: Hoh hoh hoh! Do not worry! There is only one ghost like Sayo-chan in class!

Shinobu: Huh?

Ku: I mean, the chair is safe.

Shinobu: Oh, ok.

She sat, and Ku-Fei's attention went back to Negi. After a while, Negi stepped out for some water.

Shinobu: Su-Fei? That girl before...is she your enemy?

Ku: Eh?

Shinobu: That blonde woman. She called you Baka Yellow.

Ku: Oh! It is not an insult! I am a Baka Ranger!

Shinobu: A what?

Ku, standing up: MAHORA SENTAI, BAKA RANGER, SOUND OFF!!

Shinobu jumped back, covering herself against Ku's sudden outburst.

Shinobu: Eek!

Asuna, rolling her eyes: Baka Red.

Yue: Group leader, Baka Black!

Kaede: Baka Blue!

Makie: Everyone gets along! Baka Pi-*

Ku: And i am Baka Yellow!

Makie: Ku-Fei!! Even now i can't finish?!

Ku: Shinomu-chan! Are you baka (stupid) too?!

Shinobu, blinking in confusion: um...n-not really. (Where is that music coming from?)

Ku: It is too bad! We have been looking for Baka Green!

Yuna: Maybe she should be Baka Sky-Blue!

The girls either laughed or blushed.

Kaede: It makes her sound like my apprentice, de gozaru.

Akira: She's blushing! Maybe she should be Baka Red!

Chachamaru: My records show that that title is already assigned to Asuna Kagurazaka. To have two with that title would be confusing. Then Asuna is no longer known as Baka Red?

Shinobu: 'Records'?

Asuna: i AM Baka Red! uh..n-not that i wanna be or anything.

?: Perhaps she could be Baka Purple, because of her hair color!

Makie: Naw, we're saving that for if Nodoka gets brain damage or something! Huh?

Baka Rangers: NEGI-SENSEI!!

Negi: Too bad! I missed a Baka Ranger sound-off! I always liked them.

Yue: Another sound-off to commemorate Negi-sensei's return!

Makie: YAAAAY!!!

Negi: Um...th-thank you.