Kryptonite or is it Krytonham or Kyrptonheimer

Lorelei was sat on the steps of the chalet in her tiny ski suit, form fitting skin tight lycra, a powder pink bodywarmer and matching visor, her zip pulled down to her toned stomach, cleavage pouring out she lazily looks up and utters a simple word "Kryptonite..." All eyes turn to the blonde beauty "Or is is Krytonham or Kyrpronheimer? There's this stuff that can like kill Superman?".

"Kill him? I wish to control him".

Lorelei taps her chin pondering "Yeah but in the right dose it could make him all loopy and worse case it kills him either way you win"...

Ross thinks for a moment "Yes Kryptonite! What a wonderful idea I'm so glad I thought of it" Lorelei internally groans.

Ross turns to Vera and Gus "order the lab to find me some Kryptonite, scour the earth, scour the heavens, I'll either tame him or I'll crush him either way he won't interfere with my plans again".

"Mr Webster, I don't know if I want to be a part of this..."

Ross turns to Gus coldy staring before broadly smiling "Gus old buddy that's fine but remember you can either be a part of this or part of the chain gang, you look like you'd be good at making licence plates" Gus gulps and sits down.

"How do you intend to get the kryptonite on him? You saw Lex Luthor failed and he knows Superman better than anyone?" Replies Vera

"DAMNIT! HE'S TOO CLEVER TO FALL FOR ANY TRICKS" Shouts Ross.

Lorelei stands up "Sweetie, give it to me for another 5% stake in the company I'll..."

"YOU!? WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?" Shouts Vera

If looks could kill Vera would be 6ft under as Lorelei continues adjusting her cleavage as she stands up "Yes me, remember what we did to the Japanese diplomat that didn't want to sign on for Webcoe computers..." Ross looks on confused "The perfume...loves awakening...I've still got the bottle" Ross smiles like a shark as Lorelei continues "I'll do the damsel in distress routine..."

"WHY YOU?" Barks Vera

"Because we want him to save me not take me back to the zoo with the other hippos..." Lorelei laughs, Vera clenches her fists so tight her knuckles turn white and crack Lorelei continues "When he gets a whiff of the perfume he'll be putty in my hands and when you make the Kryptonite and put it in here..." She reaches into her bag and pulls her cherry lipstick dabs it on her lips, puckering them up "I'll do the rest and you'll either have a dead Superman or a lovesick puppy"

Ross's eyes widen "Oh, Lorelei if you pull this off you can have all of Vera's shares" Lorelei stares at Vera smugly, he approaches her embracing her "You're wonderful"

Vera protests "BUBBA, YOU CAN'T" but it's drowned up by Lorelei's giggles as Ross chases her into the chalet patting her ass he slams the door...Lorelei let's out a moan making sure Vera can hear, she turns to Gus "You heard Mr Webster, get working on that Kryptonite" she storms off leaving Gus all alone on the roof. He makes sure Vera has gone and mocks her "Get working on that Kryptonite...you heard Mr Webster...Yeah you can stick it!"