Kris

Kris was outside.

Henry sighed and stood up, and answered the door.

"Who are you?" Kris asked. "Where's Kendall?"

"I'm Henry, Kendall's boyfriend,"

"Oh!" Kris said. "in that case, can I offer my services to you as your human urinal? I love the smell and taste of piss on me."

"Someone as refined as you?" Henry asked. "Well, how can I refuse? Just go to the master bathroom and strip naked. And remember, urinals don't talk."

Kris nodded and went to do her new job as a urinal for Henry.