Kissing!

"Okay guys," the still red-faced Jake announced, "the second Jimmy Jab Game is Kissing! Each team must select a volunteer who will then be blindfolded. Every squad member will then kiss the volunteer, fully on the lips, and they have to guess correctly who it was they kissed. The team with the most correct guesses: wins!"

"This is an...interesting one, Jake," Amy eyed Jake suspiciously. He returned her look with an innocent smile,

"Yeah isn't it? I got the idea from an episode of Frasier!"

"I'm not even going to query that," she sighed.

Once again the teams had to determine who would be the blindfolded competitor. For the boys this was simple:

"Guys," Charles said, beaming, "I won't let you down! I always enjoy a little soggy biscuit!"

"Um Charles, I don't think that sounds right..."

"It's what they call kissing in England!"

Again, Jake and Terry just looked at each other with concern, but they had agreed: Boyle would be their competitor this round.

On the girl's side, Amy tentatively approached Gina. Before she'd even said anything Gina said,

"Alright fiiiiiine I will bestow my perfection upon you guys..."

After a coin toss, it was agreed that the girl's team would go first, with Gina sat in the middle of the office with a blindfold on,

"Hit me up guys! I want all of your love!" she cried enthusiastically,

Jake went first, trying to make his kiss on her lips more sloppy and gross so she might think it was Hitchcock,

"Jake!"

"Dammit! How?" Jake was left to ponder how she could have possibly told that? Were his kisses always sloppy?

The round went without incident, except for when Terry kissed her and Gina tried to hold the kiss for as long as possible. Gina guessed everyone right until she reached the Final Round. Max Difficulty: Hitchcock or Scully?

The kiss she received was...nice? The breath was sweet and fresh, the lips full and warm, luscious and wet. They held for a moment, then the kisser departed. Gina's brain went into overload. That was either Hitchcock or Scully?! She genuinely couldn't tell! She'd been expecting cheeto breath! She'd seen them sharing a cheeto bag just minutes before! She had to make a decision...

"Scully!" she tried,

"AHH WRONG!" Jake laughed. They removed the blindfold to reveal that Hitchcock had indeed been Gina's last kisser. She looked visibly ill at the discovery,

"Okay I guess I'll jump out the window now..."

Next it was Boyle's time to be blindfolded,

"Ooh this reminds me of the time that Genevieve and I-"

"No Charles!" everyone yelled,

"Okay okay," he smiled at the memory.

Once again they started the round of kissing, and Charles was like an automaton! Somehow guessing everyone the moment they touched lips without even a moment's hesitation!

"Jake. Amy. Terry. Captain Holt. Rosa. Gina."

Amy shifted nervously. Their only hope was the Final Round, Max Difficulty: Scully and Hitchcock. With terrifying pinpoint accuracy, Charles said Scully almost the second that Scully touched his lips.

The boy's team broke into rapture. Charles had done it! Removing his blindfold, he just smiled and said,

"Told you guys. These lips are like the Sybil of Cumae!"

Everyone just looked confused and moved on.

Score one for the Boy's Team!