Kimdile falls asleep.

As you walked up to your apartment's front door and opened it, you realized that Kimdile had fallen asleep in your arms. She looked so peaceful, albeit a bit messy. She had bits of food and sauce still on her t-shirt and the front of her jeans, and her shirt was riding up on her belly a bit. She snuggled into your arms in her sleep, cuddling your arm and sighing softly. You walked quietly into your newly shared bedroom and laid her on the bed. As she was set down, she groggily woke, half-conscious. "Kevin?"

You froze, staying quiet. She reached about, quickly finding your hand, and pulled it close to her, nuzzling it with her cheek. Before you could say anything, she was already asleep again, snoozing quietly. You carefully pulled your hand away so that she wouldn't notice, and walked over to her suitcase. It was empty, but it was set next to your set of drawers. You zipped it up and put it in the corner, and started quietly perusing the drawers for her clothes. You find all of yours, but don't find any of hers until the last and lowest drawer, which you tended to keep mostly empty except for your underwear. In it, you also found a bunch of lacy lingerie in a few colors, sized to fit Kimdile. Heat rushed to your face as you glanced over your shoulder to look at her, picturing her in these things. You shook your head and rummaged through the drawer for some normal clothes, and just found a maid uniform and an apron. No other t-shirts, no other jeans, no socks, no other clothes at all.

You did find some things that... aren't clothes, though. There was also a strapon, a ball gag, and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. Even more heat rushed to your face as you picture Kimdile in these, and you hurriedly closed the drawer, as if you'd found something you weren't supposed to. You took a deep breath, trying to calm yourself down. Suddenly, you heard Kimdile's voice groggily call out again. "Kevin? Where'd you go?"

You stood up and turned around, jumping a little. "I'm right here."

Kimdile yawned, rubbing her eyes. "Is everything alright? Why aren't you in bed?"

"I was... just looking for something to help you change into so you could change out of your dirty clothes."

Kimdile was suddenly wide awake. "O-oh. What did you pick?"

"I... couldn't find anything." You were very aware of the heat in your face.

Your goblin wife blushes, too. "Did... you want help?"

You nodded shyly, and Kimdile started taking off her shoes and socks, tossing them in the corner. She slid off the bed and walked over to the drawers, opening the lowest drawer and picking up a set of lingerie that was a bright blue. "H-how about this one?"

You opened your mouth to say something, but before you could, she pulled out the maid uniform. "O-or do you like this one better?"

"What about regular clothes?"

She paused, seemingly confused. "These aren't normal clothes? They have an upper part and a lower part and everything. I saw it everywhere I looked for wife clothes."

"Um, where did you find the clothes you're wearing right now?"

Kimdile looked down and then back up. "I thought these clothes were just for going outside and showing up to new places? I only got the one set."

Your face seemed to heat up even more as you realized the situation. "Oh. Um, they're actually what's considered normal clothes. These," You gestured to the clothes in your drawer. "Are for when... you really, really want to have sex."

Suddenly, Kimdile's face was dark green from the neck up. She let out a very high-pitched, "Oh."

You nodded awkwardly. "So you don't have any other clothes? What were you planning to wear when these got dirty?"

"Dirty?" Kimdile looked down at her sauce-stained clothes and back up, apparently still confused. "These aren't dirty. Are they?"

"Well, normally, humans change into different clothes every day, and they consider them dirty if they have food or sweat on them."

Kimdile looked back down at her clothes, then back up. "Does dirty have two meanings? I thought it meant, like... sexy."

Now you were confused. "I mean, it does, but yeah, the word has two meanings. It's main meaning is like... 'soiled' or 'covered in dirt'."

"Wait, the humans here don't like dirt on their clothes?"

"That's right."

"So, dirt on clothes is a bad thing?"

"Yeah."

Kimdile looked back down at her t-shirt and jeans. "Ohh. I guess I'll be going naked, then."

Before you could protest, the goblin girl took off her t-shirt, revealing that she wasn't wearing a bra, and had hooked her thumbs around her waistband and was pulling it down, revealing that she didn't have panties, either. You stared at your naked wife as she struggled a bit to pull down her jeans, and then as she stood up, naked. Her hips were a bit wider than her form would have suggested, but her butt was pretty flat. Her chest was almost flat, too, with only a little bit of padding surrounding dark green areolas. Her belly was still poking out a bit from her full meal. She looked back up at you, confused. "What?"

You stuttered as you tried to answer. "I-I, um, uh..."

Heat rushed to your face as you continued to stare, and you felt a stirring in your loins. Something about the motion must have caught Kimdile's eye, and she looked down at your crotch. Dark green spread from her face to her shoulders as she realized what she's looking at. "Oh."