Kill these frogs! (Not proofread yet)

As **** Aqua and Megumin about our quest, we arrived at field where giant toads frequently sighted.

"Uuu... why am I doing giant toads quest again?" Complained Aqua.

"It is to pay your tabs Aqua, though I guess you need to kill at least 4 giant toads to cover it." I said into Aqua.

"I know! But why am I agree to repeat this abominable quest!? At least leave me and Megumin who traumatize at the guild before bring your goddess money from bounty hunting the giant toad with new party member..." comment Aqua as she hug Megumin who muttering something.

"No money for a useless goddess that didn't join the party quest, but if Aqua can kill those 4 giant toads... sure, I will gave the big portion of the rewards but I doubt she can do it so we will share rewards equally." Kazuma replied as he saw Aqua release Megumin from her grip.

"Are you doubting this goddess power Kazuma!? I can kill these toads just fine! Watch me!" Rant Aqua as she charged towards a nearby giant toad we spotted.

"Uh... why is she rushing toward the giant toad without any plan?" I asked Kazuma.

"Did she seriously forget her power was useless againt giant toad... ha..." complained Kazuma.

"Felt the wrath of goddess punch! This is my ****! God's Blow!" shout Aqua as she punched giant toad with a glowing fist but it barely did anything, "when looking closely giant toad look quite cute-"

Before Aqua finish her sentence, giant toad wrap Aqua body with his tongue and ate her with spasming leg dangling out of its mouth then screaming Aqua head pop out it that seemed to be struggling with toad tongue tug to its belly. Uh... I don't know how to feel about this... I don't like vore because how unrealistic it is to devour human body whole(not cannibalism tough, I read Synapse doujin and like seeing its female got butchered to become pile of meat... Ah~ got killed for a male entertainment and became food for our superior male~ what a cattle dream~) but seeing how glistening Aqua looks right now, I can see the appeal from slimy play perspective.

"Eh... is she this useless at giving damage or the giant toad is quite shock absorbance?" I asked while holding back my horniness.

"Both, buff me with strenght and speed, Kurone." Command Kazuma to me as he unleashing his sword.

"Ok, hi-speed boost! strenght boost!" I place my hand on Kazuma back, tattoo of winged boots and fist appeared on both of his hand.

Kazuma then proceed to kill the giant toad that eating Aqua with sword slash and look at his hand as if comparing something.

"I feel like my attack dealt more blow than usual?" Asked Kazuma at me.

"What do you expect? My cheat to be a duds?" I retort Kazuma.

"Maybe, considering what cheat item I got." Complain Kazuma as he look at his cheat item still struggling get out of a dead giand toad mouth.

"Sorry to burst your bubbles but my cheat skill is just a modified catalog she gave." I replied as I help Aqua out of giant toad mouth by tugging her hand.

"Such a sarcastic mouth you have, Kurone." Comment Kazuma.

"Am I really being sarcastic?" Did my words gave sarcastic tone when I talking toward Kazuma?

"Yes."

Am I reverting back to my toxic feminist self? No, that was not it. I am still a misogynist girl, maybe I am bitter about still having no master in this fantasy world making me sarcastic.

"Huuu.... It's the third time I got eaten by a giant toad! Huu... who coin third time the charm! It's not working! Hu..."

Oh... Aqua finally out of giant toad mouth as she cry and complain about how slimy she is right now.

"Create water." I hose down Aqua with my basic water spell and clean my hand too.

"... I know that I am slimy before but now I'm completely soaked... how am I supposed to do damage to the toads if my punch not making any damage?" Complained Aqua.

"Yeah, punching them is not really working for you... hold and try kill the toads with this, Aqua." I lend Aqua my knife.

"I'm a goddess but getting told to use knife to kill the toads... am I really less useful than a knife?" muttered Aqua as she hold my knife in her hand.

Aqua's handling of the knife is sloppy that it slip of her and and stab the ground before she hold it again. I felt like I shouldn't trust my knife to her as I look at Kazuma.

"Got any idea to how make her kill the toads? Because I got none." I asked Kazuma.

Kazuma sigh before look at Darkness and Megumin.

"Megumin, use explosion on the next giant toad we see. Darkness, use decoy and stall the giant toads attracted by Megumin spell. The rest of us will chip away the toads surrounding Darkness, that include you Aqua with the knife Kurone lending us." Command Kazuma.

"Finally! My time to take **** against these slimy creature!" Declared Megumin as she spot a giant toad quite far away from us.

"Ha~ ha~ I got my time to enjoy become meat shield as I bait these toads! Its the best plan Kazuma!" Darkness seems to enjoy her role as Kazuma groan at her entusiasm.

"So... I just chip their health with fireball?" I asked Kazuma as he about to open his mouth before struck a thinking pose.

"You know what? Knowing these toads were amphibians, cripple them using fireball and let Aqua kill them with your knife." Oh! A more defined strategy.

"Uh... Kazuma? How do you use the knife to kill stuff?" Asked Aqua.

"Just hold the handle and stab or slash the creature with it?" Answer Kazuma.

"Like this?" Aqua slash randomly and almost hit me nearby.

"Hey! Becareful with my knife! You almost hit me!" I walk away from Aqua.

"I am more adept at my own staff than this knife!? So why you gave me this!?"

"I didn't know you have a weapon! Also, isn't staff a blunt weapon? It's ineffective against the toads!"

"Enough you two! Time to focus hunting down the toads! You can blow these away Megumin." Said Kazuma as he gestured Megumin looking ready to blow up a toad nearby.

Megumin strike a pose to make her cape blow against the wind as she started chanting her spell.

"It's my time to shine! Oh Crimson-black blaze, king of myriad worlds, though I promulgate the laws of nature, I am the alias of destruction incarnate in accordance with the principles of creation. Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me! EXPLOSION!" Megumin shot explosion to the nearby toad making us tumble from after shock.

"Ugh... my ears... how much power in that shock." I complained.

"Ah... what a beautiful explosion~ thud." Megumin fall down as she deplete her mana and energy.

"So defenseless..." I comment as I hear tremmor of other giant toads coming toward us.

"Decoy!" For a moment other giant toads shift their attention toward Darkness and tried to tug her with their tongue before retrieving their tongue without Darkness in it and start chasing other.

"Huh!?"Me, Aqua, and Kazuma shouted as I piggy back Megumin and running away from the toads.

"Ah! Why none of the toads chasing me and take me into their mouth!?" Complain Darkness as she chase after the toads.

"Why none of the toads attracted to Darkness!?" Complain Kazuma as he run with us.

"Why am I getting chased by toads again!? I hate this toad quest!" Cried Aqua as she run also.

"Why after tasting Darkness armor they start chasing us!? Does the giant toads hate metals from her armor or something!?" Shout me.

"Hnn... the giant toad weakness is iron and sharp weapon."murmured Megumin at my back.

"It does!?"shouted me and Kazuma as we continue running.

"I want to be a toad baits too! Its not fair other experience became their bait first!" Cried Darkness as she chasing the giant toads following us.

"Help us subdue these giant toads! You Pervy Masochist Knight!" I shouted at Darkness.

"Hnnng! You know how to run your mouth Kurone!" Said Darkness in esctacy.

"Ah! Screw this! Running away tactic is useless against them!" I stop in my track and facing the oncoming giant toads.

"Kurone! What are you doing! It's dangerous not running away!" Aqua question my action.

"Shut up! We did this quest to pay your debt! So fireball!" With Megumin still in my back, I shot a fireball to a giant toad nearby me and its skin lose the luster amphibian had making it listless, "so we will kill this thing! Darkness hold this giant toad in its place and Aqua kill it with my knife!"

"Oh... ok! Hold!" Darkness immediately did what I told and hug one leg of giant toad I shot fireball at.

"Uh..." troubled Aqua as she still running away from other toads with Kazuma.

"What are you waiting for!? Kill this thing!" I shouted at Aqua direction while pointing at a giant toad Darkness hold.

"Okay! Okay! Don't need to scream at me! Here I come! Knife attack!" shouted Aqua as she slashed a giant toad Darkness hold while still running away from other giant toads. At my surprise, that giant toad became immobile after that attack.

"Yeah! You definitely killed this giant toad Aqua!" I shout this information at Aqua.

"Really!? I finally deliver judjement at the foul creature!" hearing my information Aqua stop running and look reliefed, "Ah?"

"Ah?" I felt something slimy rope around my stomach and I see a giant toad tongue around my and megumin waist, the same can be said to Aqua, I'm about to get eaten literally by a giant toad!? "Fireball! Fireball!"

In panic I threw a flurry of fireball spell at giant toad tried eating me or Aqua, but for some reason these shot are missing the target.

"Waaa!" we scream as we get dragged into mouth of giant toads, struggling with its tongue not to drag us into their throat.

"Its stink!" I complained about the smell when I am inside giant toad mouth, gripping these slimy tongue holding me and Megumin.

"At least its quite warm inside, we're in fall season afterall." comment Megumin in my back, trembling a little bit.

"Do you think I can cast fireball and kill it from inside Megumin?" I asked Megumin while poking the inside mouth of the giant toad, testing if I can make this toad do a gag reaction to throw us up out of its mouth.

"Please don't, we will catch astray fire if you do that... at best we wait for Kazuma rescue us." comment Megumin lisslestly.

This party quite dependant on Kazuma... I swear to patriarchy god would made these bitches(me included) to be his sex slaves. Speaking of Kazuma...

"Can you girls stop getting eaten by giant toads!?" Cue Kazuma as he slashed away giant toads eating us, luckily giant toads stand still if there is food in their mouth aka us, the girls.

"I was supposed to be the bait! But why are other girls get eaten! It should have been me!" Complained Darkness, none of giant toad tried to ate her.

"At least help me kill these toads! You masochist knight!" Commanded Kazuma at Darkness, which I knew she fail at slashing the giant toad.

After some slash that I believe from Kazuma, we were free of giant toads mouth.

"Hiks... hiks... I got eaten again by giant toad... hiks..." cried Aqua tearfully.

"... lets just go back..." told Kazuma as we walked back into the town.

At the town, people stare at us and murmuring about play Kazuma done to us. As they see all of the girls covered in toad slime. Aqua cried as she complain about giant toad, Darkness grin happily as I allow her to carry Megumin at her back making her felt slimy too as Megumin, and slimy me silently walked side by side with Kazuma. I felt bad at how bad his reputation are, but if not for it I wouldn't find him.

Why am I not hose these girls with my create water? Apparently I was out of mana while I spam fireball. Apparently average mage can do like 5-10 intermediate spell before out of mana for the day and I apparently use a lot of mana when using my status effect tattoo on myself and Kazuma thus making my mana for around 4 to 7 spellcast that I effectively can use. Ugh... I felt useless... and its not the kind I wanted.

"... sorry, despite Kazuma saving us... your reputiation got hurt..." I said to Kazuma.

"Is my reputation even good since Megumin join us?" Retort Kazuma.

"Geck... sorry Kazuma... please don't abandon me..." Megumin said regretfully at Darkness back.

"Still we do this quest to pay for Aqua debt, at least in this quest she kill one toad and bait two toads at herself. While Megumin got one kill and other help as bait too, why am I the one not getting any action?" Complained Darkness.

"Ah! That right! I kill at least one of giant toad and distract other two! You better gave me 2 or 3 worth of giant toads kill reward Kazuma!?" Demanded Aqua at Kazuma.

"Sure, sure... though most of kill is from me, I got 3 giant toads killed but seeing almost everyone made contribution... I can give 40,000 Eris to cover Aqua's debt while we split the rest ourself." Said Kazuma casually.

"Yes! So.... 20,000 Eris... 40,000 Eris... erm... how much left I need to cover my debt?" Asked Aqua.

"40,000 Eris left you need to cover, Aqua." I said after I mentally calculate her debt.

"I still need to do more quests to cover it up!?" Scream Aqua.

"Pretty much..." I answer.

"Ugh... I just want to spend my money on booze... not on the debt..." Aqua complain.

My cloth dripping toad slime slowly to the ground. Ugh, this slimy cloth is uncomfortable.... and wet... I need to wardrobe other than my school uniform outfit, this need thorough cleansing.

"Kazuma, want to join me for a date tommorow?" I asked Kazuma.

"Huh!?" Other girls and even Kazuma shocked at hearing my request.

"What?" I asked them what is the big deal.

"Erm... are you sure want a date with him? His personality is questionable." Told Aqua as she got knocked in the head by Kazuma.

"Hey! Don't bad mouth me! At least I am decent, but really... we just met and how early it is for you to propose a date with me." Kazuma told me confusedly.

"Isn't alone time between male and female friend called a date? I just want your opinion on wardrobe I need to buy for adventuring, this highschool uniform is getting old and rather use it as pajama." I said masking my real intention of seducing Kazuma into becoming master of this lowly female animal, aka myself.

"Oh..." I felt other girls relieved at that while Kazuma dissapointed.

Don't be dissapointed yet Kazuma, because this Kurone definitely became female sex **** for you to **** and dance in the palm of your hand soon enough~