Keith apologizes for taking so long

“Nina, I’m so sorry. I should have responded to your message sooner and come over right away. I did everything I could with the candidates assigned. You know how hard it is to find decent temps.”

“Have a seat.”

A please would be nice. I mumbled to myself silently while begrudgingly sitting in the small arm-less chair in front of her desk. Nina’s larger, leather office chair creaked as she leaned forwards.

“Keith, dear, you know how I don’t like to waste time. What happened with the call registry was simply unacceptable. 10 candidates interviewed from our firm. 10! And not one offer letter? Your job is to bring in new hires and get them up to speed. What’s the matter? Too much time wasted flirting around the office? Forget I asked. I’ll be assigning someone to you. All your future interview preps will be supervised until further notice. You’ll start doing a much better job fulfilling my needs or else I’ll find someone who can. Consider yourself on notice.”

I’d certainly love to fulfill your needs.

“Thank you, Nina. I appreciate any opportunity to learn more about this job. May I ask who will you be assigning to me?”

“I haven’t quite decided. But you’ll know soon. She’ll be around to speak to you in due course. That’s all.”

“Thank you again, Nina.”

I quickly stand up while leaning forward to hide my erection; bowing as I turn quickly towards the door. Wow! That was hot! Grind my insides underneath your shoes and make me kiss your thighs you delectable temptress. How is getting scolded by a woman like that such a dick melter? I pull out my phone as soon as I close the door, and hold it in front of my raging boner, so nobody notices as I scamper across the hall to my little cubicle. Oh right! That new app.

I click on the app and…

_- WELCOME TO THE SUBMISSION ACCELERATOR! -_

This app will help you gain control back in your life!

Blah blah blah and…

1. You will gain submission points on people when they obey your orders.

2. No person can decrease the amount of submission you have on them anymore.

Every person is ranked from -100 to +100 in regards of their submission towards you. This is an easy shorthand on how to read their current personality:

-100 to -80 = This person will not take commands from you unless they literally have no other choice. They are more likely to get enjoyment out of bossing you around.

And blah blah blah…

There was a long list of names of people I knew listed. Wait! How did the app know who all these people were? It didn’t have access to my contacts and some of these weren’t even on my personal phone anywhere. What was this? And the two names at the top were the two I had most recently spoken to:

NINA SONG = SUBMISSION: -90

KAYLA SWINSON = SUBMISSION: -45

Well, that’s certainly not… Kayla thinks she’s above me? She’s the receptionist! And younger than me! I scroll through the list of names… negative double digits with well… everyone. The delivery driver thinks she’s superior to me. The hell is this?

“Keith! Turn around and lay your eyes on your new best buddy! We’ve got some interviews to do.”