Keith's Good News

The woman I know knew as Amia then said "Lord, I know this is all sudden, but we need you to lead us."

"Without a God, we cannot effectively run the universe," Dorothea said.

"Listen, I get that and all, but I didn't sign up for this," I said to them. "I'm not sure I want to run the universe."

"That is normal," Amia said to me. "Why don't you take some time to think about it?"

"Yeah...I will..."

I willed, and I found myself sat back in my car, exactly where I'd been before paying my visit to heaven. I sat back in my seat, and thought about everything that had happened to me. I was just a normal guy, who wanted to settle down and start a family. Why had I, of all people, been chosen as the next God? It didn't make any sense. I picked up my phone to call my wife, but then I decided against it.

"No," I thought. I'm telling her in person.

I started the car, and set off to drive home. When I got in, I found my wife in the kitchen, chopping vegetables.

"Keith!" Janet exclaimed. "You're home early!" I grabbed her, and gave her a big kiss.

"I love you honey," I said lovingly, as I stuck my tongue down her throat.

"I love you too," She replied, returning my tongue action with some of her own. I grabbed Janet's ass, and carried her up to our bedroom. Let me tell you, words can't describe the intensity of the love we made that night. It was nearly 2am when we finished, and we fell asleep in each-other's arms, our genitals still twitching, and kisses still occasionally being planted.

"Lady Amia, I have those files you requested," said a low-ranking angel to his superior.

"Oh, thank you Crassius," Amia said, as she walked out of the old-God's bedroom in the Holy Palace in heaven.

"Is he...will he be coming out soon?" Crassius asked, but then decided he probably shouldn't have. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't ask such things."

"It's fine," Amia smiled. "The Lord says that he wishes to be alone longer, and that none but the archangels may see him."

"As we all know," Crassius sighed. "Has he said why he wishes to be alone? There are rumours..."

"I advise you to disregard rumours," Amia told him sternly. "They are rarely true."

Due to the unusual nature of Keith's ascent to Godhood, the archangels had chosen to keep it a secret, so all the other angels still thought Jack was God. They wouldn't make the announcement until Keith chose to do so.

"Oh my God Keith, wake up!" I heard Janet shouting, shaking me.

"Huh...what..." I asked, still mostly asleep.

"Keith, it's 1 o'clock in the fucking afternoon!" Janet shouted in my ear. "We have to get up!" I shot up at this, and I saw my wife rummaging through the draws, trying to get dressed as quickly as possible. It was then I thought for a second, and realised there was no need to rush. I was God, and I outranked the woman who was technically my boss, and I could just give my wife the day off.

"Honey...we don't need to go anywhere," I told her.

"Of course we fucking do!" She said, pulling out a bra. "Oh God...we're both gonna get fired..."

"Honey..." I said, and relented, deciding that, thought it went against my morals, I would have to alter my wife's mind slightly. "Honey, we've both got today off work." At this, Janet's expression changed, and she took the bra off.

"Oh yeah," she said, like she'd just remembered something obvious. "God I'm an idiot sometimes."

"Only sometimes," I smiled. "Come back to bed honey."

Janet got back into bed, and we both cuddled up under the covers.

"God, it's 1 in the afternoon, and I'm still tired," Janet yawned.

"Probably all that sex we had last night," I replied, laying my hands on Janet's ass.

"I'll say. God it was amazing. In fact, this week it's like our sex lives have gone up a level or two."

"Yeah..."

"Janet," I finally said to her. "What would you do if you were God?"

"Where's this coming from all of a sudden?" She asked me, shuffling to face me as she laid.

"It's just...I dunno," I replied. "So what would you do?"

"I guess....pretty much everything that's happened to us this week," she finally said. "You know, amazing sex, better job, a baby. That stuff."

"That's it?"

"Keith, as long as I have you, I'm happy," Janet said lovingly, and she kissed me equally as lovingly. It was then that I made a decision.

"Janet...I'm God," I admitted.

"Don't be silly Keith, you're not God," Janet laughed. "Though I think you're pretty divine."

"Janet, it's true," I told her.

"Keith, this is why I love you," Janet smiled. "Always the joker."

"Alright then Janet, I see there's only one way to prove this to you," I told her. "Honey, in a moment, I'm going to count down from 10. As I do, you will feel an orgasm building up within your pussy. You will get closer and closer to cumming, until I get to 0, when you will cum harder than anyone has ever cum before."

"What are you talking about?" My wife asked.

"10," I said calmly. Janet felt her pussy begin to tingle, but aside from that, she remained composed.

"Keith, this is ridiculous," Janet said. "You're not God."

"9...8..." I continued, and Janet felt her orgasm begin to build.

"Keith, stop being silly."

"7...6...5..." I could see Janet becoming flustered now, and her breathing was intensifying.

"Keith..." she panted. "What are you doing to me? How the fuck..."

"I told you, I'm gonna make you orgasm," I replied smugly. "4...3...2..."

"Oh God Keith..." Janet panted. "I'm gonna...gonna..."

"1..." I said, and looked at her, her eyes full of lust, as she mouthed the word 'please'. I gave her a kiss, and then continued. "0."

Janet let out a deafening scream as she came. She arched her back, and thrust her butt into the air, before thrusting into the mattress with her hips, her vagina exploding with convulsions of uncontrollable pleasure. I held her close, as, for more than a minute, my wife was lost in her own private world of pleasure. When it was over, my sweat-covered wife panted heavily, and I cuddled her.

"Like that honey?" I asked her, and she looked up at me like it was the most obvious question in the world.

"Oh my God," She panted, and gave me a huge kiss.

"You can call me Keith," I said proudly.

"Explain yourself mister," Janet demanded. "Now."

"I've already told you, I'm God," I said. I then proceeded to explain everything I'd learned from the archangels.

"So that thing with the sun..." she said. "It WAS you!"

"Yeah, though I didn't really know what I was doing," I admitted. "Now that I know I'm God though, I want our lives to be perfect."