Katrina and Natsu read Marcie and Gina read Reincarnated in a Fantasy Setting: A Isekai Story

"So what are we doing here?" asked Natsu.

"We're supposed to do a response to Marcie and Gina's review of our work" said Katrina.

READING IN PROGRESS

Its in the fucking title
“Are you fucking kidding me with this fucking fucker and her fucking plagiarisation that fucking never stops!”

"I don't even know what was plagiarised there?" said Katrina, "I've searched all over for stories with synopsis that say 'its in the fucking title' and haven't found any"

"So Prince John Walker is a protagonist?" asked Natsu, "whats wrong with his name?"

"Well, most CHYOA protagonists tend to be called John. It does get tiresome after a while"

“Its just, this is somehow worse then Dark Lord.”

Suddenly Fred Smith burst into the room.

"Ha! In your faces!" he said, "Dark Lord is better than Reincarnated in a Douchebag Setting"

"Who is this guy?" asked Natsu.

"He's the protagonist of Dark Lord" said Katrina.

While Fred did a victory dance, Katrina and Natsu continued reading.

“So, we are this catgirl, even though she has no catgirl mannerism at all. This path is specifically called “the catgirl route” but Katrina might as well be an ordinary human for that matter.”

"Thats racist" said Katrina, "you expect me to meow? You have any idea how degrading that is? Licking milk off the floor like I'm some kinda animal?"

"Its as well Unknown7 removed the word 'femboy' from Magnus' route once that trope started getting downplayed when he escaped from the amazons"

“Katrina gets isekaied, becomes the **** to some princess and runs away. This all happens in the span of one 30 second long chapter.”

"Actually, it was more than ten years" said Katrina.

"I think they meant it in reader's time" said Natsu.

"Well, they do have a point, I guess. John's route does spent more time in Walker Castle. In fact he's still there, probably because he's a prince with not much reason to leave. I actually make an appearance on that route."

"It was pretty rushed"

"I have no idea who these guys are and half the time I don't even know who's talking!”

"How old are Marcie and Gina?" asked Natsu, "should they even be on here?"

"I think they're both 19" said Katrina, "why?"

"They're reading comprehension seems lower"

"„Infighting between Kingdoms. INFIGHTING BETWEEN KINGDOMS!“

"I thought it was explained pretty clearly that Briteros was divided between multiple individual kingdoms"

"I think Marcie is confused" said Natsu, "I'll try to explain it to her. You see the kingdoms in Briteros are internal parts of Briteros. So if the kingdoms are fighting among themselves, its an internal conflict. So it is infighting"

"Yeah, it would only be wrong if Camelot and Amazonia were completely separate altogether" said Katrina.

“Why is this told to Katrina in the first place? She spend a decent amount of time in this kingdom or whatever it is, right? Shouldn't she be aware of all this already?”

"Actually, I was a ****" said Katrina, "you really think Matilda bothered to teach me complex political stuff? The only reason I even know how to read and write are because of my past life memories which have no context to Isekaia at all"

“Yes, it is quite amusing, that unkown doesn't understand the main narrative purpose of Isekai. To put a character into a fantasy realm that has no idea what is going on, and thus giving the author an easy excuse for exposition.”

"Yeah but this is a parody of the isekai genre" said Katrina, "Unknown7 wanted to put as many cliches in as possible, such as the overly long title. One of those is reincarnating as something non-human. Admitingly, it does make it harder to justify exposition scenes"

"Usually, the protagonists in this story reincarnate as the kind of people who wouldn't know all that stuff such a prince or viking who spends more time fucking than anything else or a ****, peasant or captive who wouldn't be well educated in the first place"

"I do still think my past life memories are valid. Without them, I probably have killed myself again or spent the rest of my life as a ****"

“This is what counts as a sex scene for Unkown and it is actually an improvement to her usual stuff. Beats: CRACK! It hurts! at least.”

"Yay, Unknown7 is getting better!" said Katrina.

"Fuck you" said Fred, no longer doing his victory as he understood the implication of Unknown7 having a better scene in RIFS:AIS than in Dark Lord.

"Its just as well, the two didn't go through the routes that had Katrina, Matilda and Jamie being whipped"

"Duck!" shouted Natsu.
“Katrina could have responded with where? And it would have been a very funny joke. Why is unkown just an an unending source of disappointment?”

"That one seemed a bit random" said Katrina, "do cats eat ducks or something?"

"At least those two have different personalities unlike the two chicks living that tower" said Natsu, "also I think Unknown7 might have misspelt brothel. In fact she and Gambio do seem to misspell strangely specific words like feces, dead, live, etc"

The two left a messy trail of clothes in the forest as they lay in a naked embrace.
“They are in a brothel!”

"God dammit, Unknown7!" said Natsu, "get your shit together!"

"I think Unknown7 originally had a sex scene in a forest" said Katrina.

"Yeah but she should have changed the words. Was she drunk when she wrote this?"

People need to die for ghosts to exist so we'd need to kill people to produce ghosts before we suck them into a crystal for her.
“I'm not sure if this is Natsu or Kat speaking, but they are supposed to be the good guys, right?”

"That is obviously me speaking" said Natsu, "how the hell do these two morons have good grades?"

"Well, Lindsey and Susan do say that the truly smart are able to put things in terms stupid people can understand"

"Yeah, but a child would have been able to follow this. Are we sure they didn't lie about their age to get on here? Also, I never said we planned to kill anyone just to produce ghosts. We're just collecting ghosts for Marcia as a favour. We just don't know exactly what she does with them"

"It would kinda a spoiler" said Katrina, "I also do find it hard to tell if Marcie or Gina are speaking at this point, so it is quite ironic. They're almost as bad as Alide and Dahlia with this"

"I like how Gina managed to get the only bad ending in the entire story"

"On Earth we call it schmuck bait. It should have been incredibly obvious that she would drown if she did that"

"That seems to about cover everything"

"Well, Unknown7 better fix those grammatical errors before she continues this story. Question about follow ups, does Unknown7 need to add twenty chapters that weren't there before or is twenty chapters that Marcie and Gina didn't read before enough?"