Kate on the beach

Keira sulked as she held her ice cream cone. Mike, Dave, Kat and the whole audience laughed uproariously at how she'd just been mistaken for a child. Imagine the mature, haughty Keira being thought to be a kid! But, in this immature bikini, with her slight, curveless frame and holding an ice cream cone, she really looked like far younger!

"Kat!"

Everyone turned to see Kate (played by Kate Upton) walking up the beach. in her bikini Kate appeared to walk in slow motion. She was their neighbor from down the hall and a close friend of Kat's. Keira could hardly stand her. Partially this was because Kate was a total ditz, partially because she was one of the few women who had an even larger breasts than Kat! Everyone stared as she walked down the beach, appearing to move in slow motion...

"Kate! Good to see you!" Kat said, hugging Kate when she arrived. Keira looked plainly jealous as the pair touched the giant orbs together.

"Hey Kat!" Kate looked around. "Where's your sister? And who's this?"

Kate turned and spoke to Keira.

"Why, you look just like Keira!" Kate looked back to Kat. "You never told me you had a little sister!"

Little sister...? Keira realized SHE was the little sister. Her own neighbor didn't recognize her, and thought she was far younger!