Kappa Mikey (currently under reconstruction)

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Title card/a very excited announcer: LILYMU!!!

Through the darkened streets of Tokyo, two huge machines roar, one avoiding pedestrians, the other missing only through the walker's reflexes. Inside the latter, a purple-skinned giant of a man laughs a deep laugh. Gonard, the scourge of Japan, has stolen a special venom from a nearby science laboratory. Team Lilymu is in pursuit.

Gonard: HAHAHAHA!! Give it up, Lily-pukes! Your wagon is fast, but you're missing one small detail: Mitsuki! HAHAHA!!

Gonard raises Mitsuki, a tall blue-haired woman and token tough member of Team Lilymu, above his head triumphantly. She's completely still. In their flying vehicle, her teammates are shocked to see her this way and express it in turn. First, Lily, a shorter blonde woman who claims to be a teenager, but probably hasn't been for a year or two. Next, Guano, the purple furball mascot of the team who stands only as tall as Lily's smooth thighs. Finally, a man clad in a blue mask and suit, red boots and cape and a thicker outline than the others. The newest hero of Tokyo, Kappa Mikey.

Lily: Oh, my gosh! He's got Mitsuki! She's not moving! Is she...?

Kappa Mikey: Don't worry!! Sensors say she's breathing!!

Gonard: Oh, she's alive, alright. But not for long! I've given her my special Sleeping Beauty toxin! She'll need a glass coffin of her own if nobody cures her soon!

Gonard throws Mitsuki, but to his chagrin, Kappa Mikey catches her.

Gonard: No matter, Lily-fools! With her gone, I can beat you next time! Until then, sleep with one eye open, Lily-mules! AAA-HAHAHAHA!!

The armored battle-cruiser speeds away, leaving the heroes to tend to their fallen comrade.

Kappa Mikey: Mitsuki? Mitsuki!?

Lily: She can't hear you! The poison is too strong!

Guano, sadly: Guano...g-guano!

Kappa Mikey: _No!!!_ Not if i can help it!

Lily: What are you going to do?

Kappa Mikey: So, it's a sleeping beauty toxin, is it? Then I'll just have to use the Kappa Mikey Kiss-of-Life!!

The heroic man with the spiked orange hair puckers his lips and lowers his face toward his comatose teammate and friend. Closer...closer.....
Mitsuki lies perfectly still, but soon color returns to her cheeks with a vengeance.

Mitsuki: EEEEEEKK!!!

Kappa Mikey: WAH!!

Guano: CUT!!!!