Just the head. That’s it!

In front of you was not a costume, but instead a smiling fist that’s about double the size of your own head. Instead of eyes, there were two empty holes which signifies exactly where you were supposed to wear it, meaning the mascot was simply something that covered only above your neck.

And yet here you are, standing half naked in a locker room. What was the point of Rebecca telling you to change in here and making it seem like an entire costume then?!

“You doing alright in there?” Speak of the devil, Rebecca walks up right behind you…wait. Right behind you!?

“What!?” With a gasp, you dash behind an open locker and crouch, trying to hide as much of your near naked body as possible. The sexy cheerleader was standing in the middle of the locker room, smirking with the clothes you just discarded in her hands for some reason or another. “What are you doing in here?”

“Relax, Sam, it’s not like this is my first time seeing a guy in his underwear.” The way the cheerleader trivialized your nudity made the situation all the more embarrassing! “We had to get rid of the costume’s body because of the whole overheating incident, so now the mascot’s required to only wear undergarments to stop the school from getting sued again…of course the girls weren’t too excited to do that, so we got a manly man here to do the job for us since you’re so brave. Don’t worry, your face will be covered so nobody will know it’s you.”

Nobody will know it’s you? Everyone saw you walk in here and all your friends are well aware of your skin tone and build! Even if that isn’t the case, you still don’t wanna go walking around and entertaining all your classmates in just boxers and a sweaty fist head!

“No way! Sorry, but I’m not humiliating myself for any amount of money.” You reach for your clothes, but Rebecca yanks her hand back. For the first time since you’ve spoken the the popular girl today, the smile on her face vanishes. Instead it’s replaced with an evil frown that makes her seem far more intimidating. Her thin black eyebrows point downwards to add to her anger.

“Look, nerd, I’m not giving you a choice here. None of us girls in the squad are going to strip and dance to a bunch of loser pervs like you, so you’re going to take one for the team here, got it? You should be honored I’m even offering you out of all the guys this opportunity. Much or less be naked in a room with me. After the game’s over, I’ll give you your clothes back and you won’t have to do this again. Got it?”

Crap. This doesn’t look good!