Just looking for the right lady to catch his eye...

Jason started by going to the Available Library for the Harem App. As the gallery opened a pop-up came up.

“All entries have been upgraded with ‘security and personal protection’ as a default to do continuing instability,” Jason read, “Yeah. No kidding.”

Jason continued to mutter as he browsed the gallery. He liked a few of the girls were cosplaying as famous movie and video game characters. He kept scrolling down.

“Oh hay, batgirl from the cartoon!” Jason muttered, “Always thought red heads were cute.”

Jason kept scrolling and looking at different women. Jason kept looking at different women. Some of them just seemed like minor variation of the same character, but others were vastly different takes and versions.

“Hay, Staff Sergeant Krieger from those old Army recruitment pinups…” Jason mused before clicking on the figure… “Holy Shit, she was a tanker and a member of GI Joe? No shit! Damn, I guess that’s why all the shit she had been doing since she got out has had those ‘A portion of proceeds goes to support…’ and all of those veteran charities.”

Jason backed out of the profile, still in a bit of shock at the blatant revelation. He continued scrolling until he found a group of cartoon and video game characters he remembered.

“Peach, Daisy… DAMN! I don’t remember her being that hot in the video game!” Jason said as he clicked on the profile, “First name of ‘Mary’? Ok, I guess that solves that mystery… I don’t remember her dress being that short or shiny… I guess she was something of a Tomboy, even if she was the girlly princess, I remember that promotional episode. WOW! Now that is a Webfilm ‘n Chill outfit! Damn… I wonder…”

Jason looked at the free token option and something called sexy points. Jason looked at a notice next to the Sexy Points option.

“Due to interdimensional sanctions of various banking outlets, Sexy Points must be earned in game and are not for sale at this time,” Jason read, “Ok, whatever that means…”

Jason clicked the Free Token button and looked at the pop-up.

“Are you sure? Are you really sure?” Jason mocked the confirmation prompt, “Yes I want to meet this Princess ‘Mary’ Toadstool and see if she will ‘Do the Mario’ with me.”

Jason clicked yes, and the room was enveloped in a white light…

“Oh shit,” Jason muttered.

(Check out the key art for the horny versions referanced here...
https://www.deviantart.com/exxidor459/art/Commission-Princess-Toadstool-in-Latex-933846223
https://www.deviantart.com/exxidor459/art/Commission-Princess-Toadstool-in-Latex-Version-2-934371618
And the last one is based off this from the celebrity Guest episode with Milli Vanilli
https://www.deviantart.com/entermeun/art/Mario-Princess-Toadstool-Milli-Vanilli-Fan-866078563 )