Just Want to Say I Love You

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love you," your new transgender girlfriend Rebecca (formerly your longtime friend and roommate Robbie, in a previous reality) says. There's a moment of silence, then she adds "Aren't you going to tell me that you love me back?"

It's obvious that that's what she's expecting, but you just can't do it. After all, this is Robbie! You don't love him, er, her. Whatever. Man, this new world is so fucked up! She may think of herself as a woman, but you know that she's still Robbie under all of those changes. Your longtime friend, your wing-man when going out to pick up chicks, your workout buddy at the gym, etc. He's not supposed to be like this. Hell, Rebecca isn't supposed to be like this. Besides the fact that you're not supposed to even be around her anymore (since you dumped her ass days ago), she's supposed to be a really feminine woman, not this transgender guy who's just as masculine-behaving as the original Robbie. It's just all so weird and fucked up!

"Sweetie? Are you still there?" comes the effeminate-sounding voice of the "new" Rebecca (formerly Robbie) over the phone.