Josh posts in the Seductress forum

Josh tried not to giggle as he read all this horny chatter, amazed at how delightfully pervy women were in this world.

Knowing Rachel could be back any minute, he made a note of the forum name (Seductress Advice), and returned to his own office. There he looked up the site, created his own account whimsically named "JoshRules", and typed out a comment:

JoshRules: I'm the "Conquest" and just stumbled on this forum... interesting how you women talk about men when we're not around. So you DO think of me as a "grool-rag" and "jill-pillow". And I see all your little touches and innuendos WERE intentional attempts to turn me on. Is everything you do so calculating? And what makes you so sure I'll let you do whatever you want with me?

Josh chortled to himself. He was taking a page out of Rachel's book by ambiguously wording things. She wouldn't immediately know if he was seriously offended, or just playfully teasing her about her seduction schemes.

Within minutes he was getting responses.

MysteryGirl: Hey Josh, already I can tell things about you that you don't know about yourself. Wanna know more?

StarCrossedLover7: So can I! What's your star sign Josh?

RationalFemale: Josh, what was your favourite part of the Seduction? And did OfficeTigress do anything that almost turned you off? Anything she could have done better?

JoshRules: RationalFemale, honestly I doubt I'm a representative sample for you to study.

FrameController12: What do you think of OfficeTigress describing you as "average-looking"?

In truth, Josh didn't feel too offended because he knew he was a basic everyman, and it didn't matter because now women were so horny that average clearly got plenty of attention.

JoshRules: She didn't seem to think I was "average-looking" when she was cumming for me.

Seductress666: Feel free to read as much of this forum as you like, Josh. Even if you think you're hate-reading, raging against our strategies for seducing men, somewhere deep down you know that's not the real reason you're so fascinated by Seductresses. Sooner or later, you'll find yourself daydreaming about what it would be like to experience a skilled Seductress running those techniques on you... and before you know it, you will feel your blood pumping and your excitement building...

JoshRules: Was that supposed to be a subliminal suggestion, 666?

Seductress666: You may find some Suggestions are so powerful they can affect you without being Subliminal. But by all means, tell yourself you don't feel your dick starting to TINGLE insistently... The more you try to fight it, the hornier you will feel... until you can no longer resist stroking that cock to our Seduction stories.

BustyChestEnergy: Yeah we all know why you're really here Josh ;)

ThighMistress: Josh, you ARE a grool-rag and jill-pillow. That's what our clits are thinking whenever we see a hot piece of ride-meat. You might as well accept it.

NurturingAlphaMommy: Nice to hear from you Josh. I know some of the girl talk on here might sound rather perverted to your ears, but most of us aren't so bad when you get to know us. For example, I love cooking for a man. What do you like to eat when you're not sucking on a woman's Tits?

IEatDickForBreakfast: Josh, were you disappointed that OfficeTigress didn't suck your dick? I believe the woman should always suck first.

JoshRules: Now you mention it, yeah, not sucking my dick was a big flaw in her seduction. NurturingAlphaMommy, I know you're just trying to get me to lick your pussy.

NurturingAlphaMommy: Maybe that's where your dirty mind is going right now... but I truly do like caring for my men in many ways. Do I look nice in this dress Josh?

Now Josh was definitely rubbing his growing bulge through his pants. He was pleased to feel it recovering so soon after his earlier incapacitation. The responses now were coming faster than he could reply one-handed.

Succubus33: Feeling horny, Josh?

DickDrainer: What did it feel like, cumming inside OfficeTigress?

BossBitch: Does it turn you on that OfficeTigress is your boss, Josh?

SirenSongstress: If you're interested in suggestions, check out my romantic poetry here. I think you'll find it very... suggestive.

AndreaT: Josh, I have so much money I have to give it away. If you're interested in a modeling job, I'll buy you a first-class flight to Romania (one-way ticket though). Do you have an Instagram so I can see what you look like?

EdgeLady: Joshie, have you ever had a woman teasingly rub your cock for HOURS until you were leaking your brains out and would do anything to finally shoot out all your pent-up cum?

MysteryGirl: I've gotta dash now to meet another guy, but anyone here who wants to chat can feel free to leave a reply for me to read later, OK?

AlphaAmongAlphas: Josh, would you say some of your male friends are sluttier than you are?

DonnaT45: Josh, I am probably the world's number one Seductress. I would say unparalleled, without a doubt. Believe me, people tell me all the time: "Donna, you are the hottest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've ever met." Very nice people. My Tits are tremendously huge, and bouncy - oh boy, you should take a look at them, see how they bounce. And you know what? With me, you're gonna be cumming so much, you'll get sick of cumming.

NurturingAlphaMommy: Too late Donna, looks like he's already sleeping after cumming his brains out to my photo. You're welcome Joshie ;)

Whatever7809: Calm down girls. JoshRules is just OfficeTigress's alt account trying to convince us her BS story was real.

Josh's office door burst open and Rachel rushed in, her massive melons nearly bouncing out of her top in her panic.

"Joshie! Joshie, don't take that forum too seriously! It's just girl talk!"