Josh fucks up

Josh looked down at his phone again. The app still open on it. The rules he'd added were harder to find now. When he'd hit "save" they'd joined the millions of other rules listed. He could still find them in the search, but it seemed like the app didn't consider them changes as much as it just considered them rules now. They were just as normal and as true as things like gravity making things fall or women getting pregnant. Or the seemingly endless list of other little rules that the world was made up of. And that he was now the master of.

Even as he was still lost in thoughts of what possibilities existed in the current version of the world he couldn't help but think of the infinite possibilities beyond other changes he might make. One of the first things he wanted to change, he decided, was himself. A quick attempt to write in rules about his own appearance showed him that the app could only make sweeping changes, and that he wouldn't be able to use it to alter any individual. Well he could solve that by being clever, he figured.

After taking some time to think, he added:

• The West family is full of especially attractive people. The average member is as attractive as some of the world's hottest models and their bodies remain in peak condition with little to no upkeep, regardless of what they eat or what kind of work they do, even into old age. They're also universally well-endowed.

That worked. He could feel new muscles moving around under his clothes, and checking his reflection in his phone he could tell even more clearly. He had a stronger jawline and broader shoulders, his facial hair grew in a way that framed his face well, and he had toned muscles all over. And he could already feel the extra space his dick was taking up in his pants. He looked back at the girl who would have just ridden his massive cock, smiled and went back to scrolling.

As he scrolled through, imagining how else he might mold the world into his perfect fantasy, one rule in particular caught his eye.

• Roughly 50.4% of humans are male and 49.6% are female.

Maybe he could change that? There wasn't much reason for it, but wouldn't it be fun to make a small change just because he could? And more women than men might go well with the other changes he'd made. Smiling again, he typed.

• Roughly 50.4% of humans are female and 49.6% are male.

He didn't expect to notice that change right away, but he did. The face in the reflection had changed again, instantly. The hard jawline was gone now. It was soft and round, with a cute little nose and big, beautiful eyes.

The toned muscles were gone. Just like that. Instead, now there was a flat tummy with a pinched in waist. What felt like a big, soft ass now cushioned the bus seat underneath Josh. There was soft, smooth skin instead of the rough, manly complexion of just a second ago. An empty space where there had just been the newly enhanced dick. And a pair of breasts sitting high on Josh's chest; even bigger than the girl a few rows ahead and jiggling as the bus moved.

Josh stared at her new-new reflection. That wasn't supposed to happen.