Johnny has a medical exam

Johnny was schedule for a physical, he had just reached 25 years old and decided he wanted to play in a local soccer league but it required a physical for him to be allowed to play. He booked the appointment and traveled to the doctors. He checked in and had to fill out a long list of paper work before he was finally called in.

“Mr. Jepson? You can come back now.”

Johnny walked his way through the halls into the room where he had his vitals checked and had the assistant help him fill out his paper work. Before she left and told him the doctor would be in soon. Johnny kicked backed while on the exam table and replied to some of his students emails as it was mid January and midterms were coming up the following week. Eventually the door opened.

“Hello Mr. Jepson. I am Doctor Billings but you can just call me Doctor Joy if you’d like.”

Doctor Billings was an older woman, late 40s to early 50s, was married and seemed like a nice person all around. Johnny was not to frightened about her, if only he knew what was to come.

“Hi Doctor Joy, it’s very nice to meet you.”

“So, i see you want to Jin the local soccer league, you’re not the first to come in for a physical today so I’ll be sure to make this quick and we can all be done within 10 minutes. So when was your last appointment?”

“I have actually never had an appointment here, I just moved here last year and never had a reason to come in till now.”

“Well that’s all fine and dandy, so do you know when your last physical was?”

“Must’ve been at least a decade ago, maybe when I was 13? Trying to play little league ball? The details are fuzzy though.”

“Nothing wrong with that, I am just going to need you to strip down to your underwear and to stand up.”

“Excuse me?”

“Your clothes, take them off, you need to be inspected to make sure you’re all good to play.”

“Right… he he.” Johnny replied nervously as he removed his shirt, shoes, socks and pants.

“Ok now I need you to walk forward like you would normally.” Joy requested as Johnny followed through.

“Good, you’re not flat footed, now reach down to your toes as far as you can.” Joy asked as Johnny again followed suit.

“Spine seems to be fine, no scoliosis or any curvature. Now let’s get the hernia check out of the way, drop the drawers.” Joy once again requested but Johnny couldn’t move.

“What? I’m sorry, I thought you told me to take my underwear off.”

“I did, I’m just trying to move this process as fast as possible, so if you please.” Joy stated but Johnny still didn’t move.

She rolled her eyes, “Uhhhh, I’ve been doing this for over 20 years, I’ve seen thousands of penises of all shapes and sizes, trust me, it’s just better if you get this over with if you’re uncomfortable, there is nothing to be ashamed of ok.” Joy explained and Johnny finally made a noise.

“yes miss…” Johnny meekly replied as he bulked his boxers down as Dr Joy finally got a look at it. She was shocked, she could not believe it, his penis was nowhere to be found, his testicles seemed like to little peanuts glued to the area but all she could see was a little button area where his penis was invisible.

“Well… that’s very interesting…” Joy announced, as she attempted to do the check. She could not get a good feel on it, and she figured this was a great thing for her as she decided that her urologist friend needed to see this, Doctor Katerina. This was a once in a billion case, a penis too small for a human male? She could not pass this up. She left the clearance blank and tried to finish out the rest of the exam quickly.

“Well you can put your clothes back on Johnny and I just have a few more questions for you to answer, are you sexually active?”

“No.”

“Ok, have you ever had sexual intercourse?”

“no…”

“Ok, do you masterbate?”

There was a short pause before and then a meager “yes ma’am.”

“Ok I think we’re done here for today, but I have bad news for you, you may have some problems with your genitalia region, I am advising you to check out a local urologist in order to get your papers all cleared up. You can meet with Dr. Katerina, she is a good friend of mine and she will handle it quite well, I can get you in with her tomorrow if that works for you?”

“What? I’m not cleared, I mean yes it works for me, but you can’t clear me, what exactly is wrong with me?” Johnny replied frustrated.

“Shouldn’t be anything too serious but I cannot sign off on these forms, I will have them given to Katerina and she will solve this for you, you should be cleared with in the next 24 hours as long as you attend the appointment.

“Ok fine, I guess it’s not the end of the world.” Johnny accepted unsure of what was to come to him, but he would have no idea until the appointment was set and done.