John

"That doesn't taste like tea at all," Mary said quizzically setting her half empty glass back on the table.

John laughed and patted Mary on the head. "That's because there is no actual tea in a Long Island Iced Tea."

{if **** = 100}Mary punched John in the ribs. "It's not cool to make fun of people. Besides that's why I have a worldly man like you beside me. You're supposed to warn me of such things."{else}Mary blushed at her own naivety and buried her nose back in the menu. "So what's good here?"{endif}

{if **** = 100}Mr. Tempest sat down his menu. "You two behave. I wasn't comfortable with the way Mary and Susan got us in here, and if drinking is just going to exacerbate that type of behavior maybe I need to cut you off."

"Come on dad," Susan interjected. "You know how the Con is. Best if Mary learns her limits now when you and mom are here than later on in a more dangerous situation."

"Seriously dad you are worrying over nothing," John said as finished off his pint of Guinness. "We're all going straight back to the room after this. How much trouble could we possibly get into?"

"Dear stop being fussy. You and Mary's father worry too much," Mrs. Tempest stated as she looked up from her menu. "We all come here to enjoy ourselves and experience new things. Let the kids have some fun."

"Three drunk kids in a room alone having a good time is what I'm worried about," Nathaniel grumbled inaudibly.

"What was that?" Evelyn asked while staring a hole through her husband.

Nathaniel waved her off. "Nothing, Nothing at all. I'm sorry. You're right. I just haven't eaten in a while. You know how I get when my sugar gets low."

Evelyn stared at her husband for a few more moments but if she thought he was not telling her the truth she did not voice her disbelief.

{else}"I always get the Whack-a-GaucaMole," Evelyn Tempest chimed in. "It's the only thing on the menu that you can pretend is healthy."

"I don't come to this place to be healthy," Nathaniel Tempest protested. "I say choose the biggest burger you think you can eat without getting sick."

"Anybody else have a recommendation?" Mary asked."

"The Hell's Fury is good if you want something spicy," John said without looking up from the menu.

"You can't go wrong with the Fat Elvis," Susan replied. "Peanut butter, bacon, and fried bananas are a winning combination."{endif}

Just then their green haired punk rock waitress returned. "So have you all decided what it is you want to order?"

"I'll have the Double Coronary Bypass and a side of fries," Nathaniel said.

"The Whack-a-GaucaMole and a side salad for me," Evelyn stated.

{if **** = 100}John locked eyes with Mary and said, "I'd love a reverse cowgirl and onion rings."{else}"I'm feeling some onion rings, and the Hell's Fury for this evening," John said.{endif}

{If **** = 100}Mary place her hand on John's crotch. "I think I'll have the Chicken breast with a side of clams. And John if you're still not satisfied when you finish with that burger I might let you try my breast and clams."

John's face began to redden at Mary's lascivious double entendre.

"The chicken breast is my favorite. It's very juicy and very tender." Misty answered with a bit of an impish tone then added contritely. "Unfortunately, we do not have clams on the menu."

"I guess I'll have to settle for a tossed salad then," Mary said before giving John's package a squeeze and removing her hand.{else}

"And for you miss?" Misty asked Mary.{endif}

{if Cheap Feel = 1}With her modesty suppressed by too much drink, a mischievous thought ran through Mary's mind. I wonder how far John would have gone if we had been alone in the car. Mary then leaned forward pretending to study the menu giving John an excellent view down the front of her blouse. "I'll have the grilled chicken breast and a side salad." She answered before looking up to catch a wide-eyed John openly staring at her boobs.{else} "I'll have Rebell Outlaw and chips," Mary ordered wishing she could stir up the courage to be more provocative.{endif}

"Very good," Misty said as she finished writing down their order. "I'll get these in and have your food out shortly. Can I get you all another round of drinks?"

"Yes please," Nathaniel said right before he downed the last of Guinness.

Nathaniel sat his glass back down on a table with a hearty thud. "So Mary what do you think of Tomorrow Con so far?"

{if **** >=100}Before answering Mary took a deep breath as John mischievously placed his hand on her inner thigh just below the hem of her skirt.{endif}{if Cheap Feel = 1}John, as though he were answering Mary's earlier mental question, mischievously placed his hand on her knee causing the tipsy girl to take in a deep breath of air before answering.{else}Mary smiled at the thought of all she had seen and done.{endif}"It's so exciting. I saw a lot of cosplayers in the lobby when we checked in, and John said that there would be tons more later. {if Anne's Contact Info = 1}I met this woman Anne in registration. She was super sweet, and she helped me set up the app."{endif} {if Daniel's Contact Info = 1}Although, at registration, a dude did get handsy with me. Fortunately, a handsome young guy came to my rescue and stopped him. The con even comped my badge and gave me a VIP ticket to make up for it."{endif} {if **** < 100}Mary then took a deep breath before continuing. The badge art is amazing. It makes me want to cosplay it next year. Especially if John would dress up as the dragon." Mary added as she placed her hand on top of John's and pulled it under her skirt his finger just inches from her moist slit.{endif}{if Cheap Feel = 1} Mary then took a deep breath before continuing. The badge art is amazing. It makes me want to cosplay it next year. Especially if John would dress up as the dragon." Mary added as she placed her hand on top of John's and gave it squeeze while holding it in place.{else}Mary continued excitedly. "I can't wait for the con to start officially. I've already planned to do more than humanly possible. I just want to get out in the crowds and really experience it."{endif}`

{if Daniel's Contact Info = 1}"You've got to watch out for some these boys around here. They think just because your female that you're a fake fan who deserves to get pawed." {else}"I'm very glad to hear that,"{endif} Evelyn said. "You're dad was so worried that you wouldn't have a good time and would get into trouble. But I told him he was foolish. I said Joseph you worry too much. She'll be with my kids the whole time. They're the best of friends and never give you, Franklin, or me the least bit of trouble."

{if **** >= 100}When Mrs. Tempest had finished a slight blush crept up both Mary and John's neck.{endif}{if Cheap Feel = 1}When Mrs. Tempest had finished a slight blush crept up both Mary and John's neck.{else} Just then{endif} Misty returned with a new round of drinks and the main course. {if **** = 100}Reluctantly, John removed his hand between Mary's legs to eat.{endif}{if Cheap Feel = 1}Reluctantly, John removed his hand between Mary's legs to eat.{endif} Sporadic friendly banter flew between chewing mouthfuls of delicious meat. It seemed each member of the group had some story that from a previous con that needed telling. Mr. Tempest's embellished his stories to the point that either his wife or one of his kids was always correcting him.

Mary had just finished her second Long Island Ice Tea when she pushed away from the table. "I think I need to powder my nose."

"We're almost done here Mary," Mr. Tempest said. "So once you get done meet us outside, and we'll get a cab back to the hotel."

With that, Mary turned and walked to the restroom on shaky legs.