John wants the single dad life

John decided to use the ray on three celebrities and turn them into his daughters. He would be the loving single father.

He wracked his brain and picked his daughters.

He selected Gal Gadot, a woman known to play the superhero Wonder Woman. John thought it would be fun to turn the strong, confident Gal into a clumsy, shy nerd who was extremely smart, but socially awkward. Her new name was Valentine Doe.

Next, he selected Taylor Swift. She was known for her down to earth and generally nice vibes, so she would be a slutty, vapid bimbo obsessed with shopping and TikToking. Her new name was Jennifer, but she would go by Jenni.

Finally, Kim Kardashian. Her entire family was known for being stuck-up, spoiled brats. She would become John's tomboyish athlete daughter, who played and was good at every sport known to man and was a bundle of pure energy. He would name her Gina.

With his choices squared away, he got them, zapped them all with the ray, and gave them their new lives.