John pulled up his pants, stumbling out of the tent.

John closed his eyes, not wanting to see the inevitable snark that was coming his way. But, as with all things in life, you just can’t close your eyes and make it go away. John took a deep breath, steadying his mind for… a flurry of messages.

John started to walk to Cynthia’s tent reading the following popups one by one.

It’s not gay until the peepees touch
Have a threesome with another man and one woman.
+0.5 cm dick size

Wait, what?
I have no achievement for this, you just had a threesome with your girlfriend’s parents, what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Shame! Shame! Shame!

Good going boy! I really think you should have reconsidered and joined my team. You would have made it to pack leader within a month! Keep up the good work, oh and keep doing what you are doing, seeing you tick off Gaia like this is just delicious

Lad, Cerriboy told me how to keep an eye on you, I guess he knows entertainment when he sees it. That was quite the show, aye. We must see each other again soon. Your friend, H.

“And that makes three. Fuck. My. Life,” John mumbled to himself, realizing that out of the gods he knew three were now watching his every move. “Well, thanks for the heads up, though. Hemet, Cerriboy,” he mumbled with a hint of a smile.

Don’t ever call me that again. You might be one of Artemis’, but I can still smite you.

John shuddered. “Noted.” His smile disappeared like snow in summer.

When he reached Cynthia’s tent, he knocked softly. Hearing his girlfriend happily call out, “Come on in.”

John did just that, walking into the tent, not seeing her on the bed, so he walked past it, making his way to the livingroom of the tent. It was still a tad weird how things were laid out to him, bed at the entrance, living room in the back. He decided to ask her about it later.

He found Cynthia on her couch, Jack nuzzled into her lap and Toph sitting on the coffee table, digging around in a flowerpot. Cynthia’s hands were nimbly working a rope of yarn with a hooked needle. A small white form dangling from it as she kept busy.

“Hey babe, what kept you?” Cynthia asked as she looked up from her crocheting work, a sweet smile on her lips as she saw John walk in.

“Well, I went to report to your parents about an ambush, then something strange happened, and well, then I came here.” He **** a smile, not really looking forward to telling his fresh girlfriend that he had cheated on her 24 hours after getting together with her.

“Oh? Do tell,” Cynthia said as she put down her little crocheting work, scratching the sleepy Jack between his ears as she looked at John with a teasing, curious look in her eyes.

“Well, on my way here, I got ambushed by one of the people from the animal rights group; she paralyzed me and stole some of the loot I was going to give to you.” His voice was bitter as he said that, a look of worry on Cynthia’s face. “Don’t worry, she didn’t hurt me or even cause any damage.. She had been ordered to kill me, but she insisted she was paid too little for it.” John shuddered as he recalled that. She could have killed him easily, but only because she was not paid enough was he spared. That did not sit right with him at all. But there was little he could do about it except get stronger and make sure next time he could have a fighting chance.

John then got pulled from his thoughts as Cynthia nudged him with her foot. “Go on.”

“Well, I walked in here, I sent my pets your way.”

“I figured as much. I don’t know what she is,” Cynthia pointed at Toph, “but I want two of them,” she teased.

“One, she’s a pangolin, two, her name is Toph, and three, she is an earth elemental. Apparently, she is a pebble pangolin.” Toph let out a small peep, putting a seed in the hole she had just dug, the ground around it closing to make sure it was planted correctly.

“And then, well, I walked in on your parents going at it. I wanted to come back later, but they told me to stay. Before I knew it, I was ordered to drop my pants, and well, your mom gave me a blowjob while I told them what happened.” He looked at her, afraid he would break her heart, but unlike what he expected, she just grinned at him.

“I know that look. You are trying to use logic again! Stop it! Bad John!” Cynthia giggled as she threw a ball of yarn at his face.

“What, you are not mad?” John asked flabbergasted. Seeing how Cynthia pointed at the ball of yarn. Jack let out a happy mew and dove for it, batting it across the room.

“Why would I be mad? It’s just a blowjob. And remember, Johnyboy, I am okay with multiple lovers. Heck, I have been with a lesbian couple a few times before I met you. As long as you don’t tire yourself out, I am not gonna judge; though, if you find a cute gal that would be up for a little nudge nudge wink wink with both of us…” Cynthia got up, cupping his crotch as she kissed him deeply.

John kissed her back, hands going to her ass greedily, only to get a pebble thrown at his hands while Cynthia got one against the back of her shoulders. “Toph, no, bad pangolin,” John chastised the earth elemental as he broke the kiss moments later, Cynthia unable to keep her giggling down any longer as she turned around as well.

“Right, I promised Toph a brushing when I was done crochetting, sorry, John,” Cynthia giggled as she defended herself against another pebble.

Toph let out another peep, then looked at Cynthia with beady eyes. Cynthia sighed, picking the pangolin up and cuddling her, looking around her room until she found a hard brush.

“While I give your little girl some attention, I need to know a few things. First off, did you get bigger again from getting blown by my mom?”

John nodded in affirmation, seeing how Toph closed her eyes as Cynthia sat down with her on the couch, starting to brush her scales.

“Well, then my second question, how big is that thing getting? Have you measured it?” Her eyes shone with interest as she looked at John’s crotch.

“Ehm, no, not really. Why?” he mumbled, seeing Jack batting the yarn around while leaving behind small ice crystals.

“Because, you silly nerd, I wanna know! Get that thing out and measure it, show me how big my geek boyfriend is,” she kept on teasing him, even throwing him a measuring tape.

John shrugged but nodded, pulling down his pants while moving to sit down on the coffee table. He started to tug on his member, the sight of Miranda’s swinging breasts fresh in his memory. It took him half a minute to get fully hard. Cynthia kept an eye on him while brushing Toph’s scales.

John put the measuring tape against his dick, realizing just how much bigger and, more importantly, thicker he had become over the past few days. His manhood was proudly standing at 21.5 cm length, his girth matching it perfectly, making it a rather impressive pillar of flesh.

“21.5 cm, babe, you can thank your mom for that last half centimeter,” John said semi-casually, Cynthia grinning as she looked at it almost hypnotised.

“Mmm so big, and you keep growing by doing perverted things?”

“Yep, as far as I know, Gaia has put up a whole load of achievements for sexy things in there.”

“Well then, I guess we are experimenting!” Cynthia giggled, then she suddenly went quiet.