John Doe's shinigami animal shelter?

Thirteen Shadows are alined in a row. Six each on either side of the thirteenth whom holds a sence of power. "As you all know, yesterday Hitsugaia-taicho and Matsumoto-fukotaicho where sent to investagate the rumors of a new and powerfull hollow suddenly comeing to life where a human once was." Murmering and worried whispers can be heared.

"They where beaten by two hollows and whats worse A Zanpakuto was stolen." More murmering is heard. A large shadow with spiked hair barks a laugh. "So the shrimp and his bimbo where beaten by two weak hollows and had to run back with their tail between their legs!"

A small man with white hair scowls. "These were no weak hollows. They where arrancar level, each atleast held the strength of a captain class or higher. The disturbing thing was that they spoke as if they were the subordinants of an even STRONGER hollow. Possibly even as strong as yourself So-taicho."

More murmerings and shouts are heard before the thirteenth shadow slams a cane to the floor quieting the room. "We must be sure of this, To assertain the threat level it has been decided that the Taicho and Fuckotaicho of the second squad to Hueco Mundo." Two forms appear infront of the thirteenth shadow in a knealing position.

The early morning rays of the sun shine through Ulqui's curtins awakeing you to the site of your belovid little bat snuggleing into your chest. "mmmh...love you..." She moans slightly as you gently stroke her midnight black hair. After kissing her forehead you are greeted by her doe like eyes shining with true love.

"G-good morning John." You smile happly at her slight stutter. "Hey you, sleep well?" She nods cutely. Th-thank you for lastnight, I know you must have had.." Catching her tone you scilence her with a soft and chast kiss on the lips. "You put that thought right out of your mind Ulqui-chan. You are one of my precious people, I will allways have time for you and the other girls."

Ulqui's face exploads in deep crimson but her small smile is true and loveing. "Thank you John...I love you." You lean down to her and capture her soft and plush lips in a heated exchange. Pulling away after an intense moment you smile warmly and loveingly. "And I love you my belovid little Ulqui-chan."

Your moment is broken by soft knocking. "Ulquiorra-sama, John-sama, Aizen-sama has requested your presence in the hall." With a bit of grumbleing you reluctantly break from your paleskined lover and dress. "Ready when you are Ulqui-chan." Ulqui smiles before placeing her hand on your shoulder.

"So....Aizen said that any and all...you know.." Grim points to Haineko whom is sitting on a cushion at your side. "Are YOUR responsability?" You nod and slump your shoulders. "Yea....and with his mirthfull tone, and this THING that Sazyel gave me." You hold up another strange device. "I have the sinking feeling that we might have more 'pets' in the future."

You Grim and Nel all slump your shoulders as a cloud of doom seems to form over the table you all are sitting at. Haineko trys to comfort you by nuzzleing your leg and purring softly. "Any idea why she's so....affectionate?" Grim and Nel both shrug their shoulders. "Maybe its because...you pressed the button?" Nel adds hopefully.

After a SLIGHTLY normal day consisting of just hanging out with your fraccion and getting to know Haineko you settle in for the night. Hianeko curls into a ball ontop of a pile of pillows she somehow found. "Hey, Haineko?" She raises her head and smiles at you. "Yes master?" Ignoreing the master remark you scratch your head slightly. "Are your sure you dont want your own room?"

"You-you dont like me anymore!?" Her lower lip starts to tremble as her ears plaster to her head. "NO NO!" You franticly wave your hands and reluctantly sigh. "I...love my little kitty..." Haineko's mood suddenly shifts an she smiles impishly. "Love you two master." Falling to your bed in resignation you just grumble about cats and evil plans.

Later that night two shadows appear in your room. "Yoruichi-sama, are you sure this is the place?" The larger of the two shadows strikes a pose. "Oh ye of little faith, dont you trust me...bee-chan?"