Joe (guy who fantasizes about conjoined twins)

Since I have always fantasized about conjoined twins I immediately knew what rule I could try out first. I took a pencil again and wrote:

"Old Rule: Half the women on earth are conjoined twins, with a configuration: two heads on one body with three breasts instead of two. The heads have separate consciousnesses and each head can only control his half of the body."

After writing the rule, I raised my head and my jaw dropped. Some of the women in the cafe now had two heads! I focused my gaze on the red-haired barista. One head had her hair tied up in a ponytail, while the other head was loose. She now had two badges pinned to her apron with names Anna and Beth. I decided to speak to them and ask them for their phone number.