Job Interview

"You gotta be fucking with me." Xander shook his head.

"Naw... but we could maybe-" McKay leaned toward him with a smirk on her pretty lips.

"McKay!" Nakai slapped her partner on the shoulder.

McKay leaned toward her partner, "Tell me you aint thinking the same thing I am. Tell me you dont want him to resize your pussy with that monster and blow a load of hot spunk in you."

"McKay." Sgt. Nakai sighed and massaged her temples.

"Consider it a job interview. A try out. Call it what you want. Let's just see if the kid can fuck worth a damn." McKay pumped her hips for emphasis.

"The brain blown bimbo over yonder?" Sgt. Nakai pointed out.

McKay snorted, "Cant trust a bimbo. They loose their mind over any pecker over three inches."

Sgt. Nakai winced and reluctantly nodded her head. "True."

Xander cleared his throat, "Uh, as it might have a... uh, impact on this whole job... thing... I should probably mention, uh, this... this..." he gestured to the room and everyone in it, "This was my first time."

The two police women, the cougar and the amazon blinked dumbly at him and then at each other.

"Well now we gotta fuck him." McKay grinned at her partner. "Gotta prove this aint a fluke."

Nakai grunted and again massaged her temples.

"Tell me I'm wrong." McKay laughed.

Nakai slumped back against the wall and slowly nodded her head. "Damn. Damn. Damn it all, you are right. We cant take him to meet the Mayor only to have him turn out to be a bad fuck. Imagine what Rikki would do to us if we brought her a bad lay."

McKay grimaced at her friends words. "No thanks."

"The Mayor?" Xander asked.

"You wanna get deputized? That's gonna need the Mayor's sign off." Nakai answered.

"Right." Xander nodded his head. "Of course." He looked down at his still exposed penis, he reached down to grab his pants to cover up and finished in a mutter, "Uh, meeting the Mayor, uh, what does that mean exactly?"

McKay snorted at the worried tone in Xander's voice, "Don't worry kid, the Mayor might be an older woman but that dont mean she's a hideous hag. Think Cybill Sheperd. Getting it up aint gonna be a problem. Unless you're gay."

"uh huh." Xander mumbled as he finished putting his pants back on. "Didnt know the Mayor was a chick but whatever."

"Right, lets get this show on the road." McKay grinned.

"Cool it." Nakai smacked her partners shoulder again. "You'll get your chance once we finish the job. We gotta take care of the bimbo first. You can wait a half hour before you fuck the kid." Nakai shuddered, "And dont do him in the cruiser. I ain't cleaning that up."

"But if I do him in the break room in the station all those bitches are gonna try and horn in on our find." McKay whined.

"That's gonna happen anyways. Once he gets deputized the cat'll be out of the bag." Nakai pointed out.

"Fuck." McKay groaned.

"Thems the breaks." Nakai looked from her partner to Xander. "You ready for this, Kid?"

"I have absolutely no idea." Xander replied honestly.