Jinx

"Can today get any worse?" Hawkeye groaned as he watched the team of X women succumb to being big boobed bimbos. The way a big boobed Storm was using her mutant weather control powers to spread the virus all over Manhattan with a near hurricane level wind just made him want to weep.

Spider-Man slapped the back of his head. "You never, Never, NEVER EVER SAY THAT!"

Crining and rubbing the back of his head Hawkeye bobbed his head in agreement, "I know. I KNOW! It... it just slipped out."

"Yeah. Well, when the virus mutates and starts infecting men I'mma blame you." Spider-Man harrumphed.

Checking his pecks with worry Hawkeye was relieved to feel muscle and not big bimbo boobs. He surreptitiously let a hand drop to his crotch and check that he still had a dick. "Oh thank god. I do not want to be a bimbo."

"Me either." Spider-Man griped. "Any word from Beast?"

"Nothing yet. What the heck could he be doing?" Hawkeye wondered. "We are kind of in the middle of an emergency, you'd think he would have noticed by now."

"Unless-" Spider-Man shut himself up. He didnt want to continue that train of thought.

With slight dread Hawkeye prompted him, "Unless?"

"Unless the virus actually does mutate but only for mutants. This virus could be targeted at mutants given how fast it took down the X women. What if every X man is now an X Bimbo." Spider-Man shivered.

"Oh crap." Hawkeye

"If we're lucky there will be immune mutants or mutants that dont fully go bimbo. Mutants with healing factors and luck/probability powers may be immune." Spider-Man posited. "I really hope someone like the Scarlett Witch doesnt get infected."

Hawkeye looked around and pointed his bow at Domino who was busy clutching at her superhero costume and trying to pull it off to free her expanding breasts. "Uuuh, webhead... Didnt she have luck powers?"

"Well crap." Spider-Man let his shoulders sag.

"Would you two assholes stop yapping and help me. My tits are-" Domino pulled her costume open finally and gasped as her swelling breasts fell free. "Ooooh thank god. I couldnt stand having them cooped up. Even Krakoan silk chafed too much for my new bimbo boobies. Jesus christ on a cross, what the hell is going on?"

Hawkeye and Spider-Man stared at the albino woman who was now busy getting her bottom half out of her superhero costume at a more sedate pace. Her boy shorts underwear was stretched almost to ripping as her ass and hips swelled up. With an erotic grunt Domino freed a knife from her boots and sliced her straining underwear off revealing a shaved swelled pussy that was suspiciously wet.

Once she was standing there in only a pair of boots did the mutant woman sighed and seem to be at peace. "I say again, what the FUCK is going on?"