Jimmy's Christmas Wish

Jimmy came home drunk from a Christmas Eve pub crawl with his buds.

He saw the Letters to Santa pad he got as a joke from one of his office mates.

He took a pen and wrote: Dear Santa I've been very good this year. For Christmas I'd like the following things. _My ex-girlfriend Joan, topless with a big bow on her and without the ability to say "no." _He thought about all the times Joan got her way in their relationship as she had shot down his ideas for places to eat, movies to watch, or where to go on vacation as she was rather bossy, which is the main reason they broke up. He had seen her at a pub, and when she saw him, she grabbed the guy she was with and gave him a passionate French kiss.

Thank you. Jimmy.

Jimmy went to bed.

The next morning, he saw a topless Joan asleep on his coach with a big bow on her.

"It's just what I wanted. Thanks, Santa!"