Jen starts her unconventional escape

Suddenly everything goes dark. The episode has been turned off and Marvel’s Disney+ home page banner pops up; bringing the screen back to life. Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel, Black Widow, and Shuri are the women featured along with some male superheroes. Just imagine how an episode like the She-Hulk one featuring some of these women would have gone.

Imagine if WandaVision would have had an episode parodying the **** Housewives episode where Susan locked herself outside naked. Seeing Wanda having to run around Westview naked with no help would have been funny, maybe better than the other parody episodes that aired.

Or what about that Captain Marvel versus Thor episode from What If…?. Her suit could keep getting knocked off and she would have to fight Thor naked, but fails each time. If only Disney would implement more embarrassing situations for our female heroes.

“Hey, what do you think you’re doing?” comes a voice from the Disney+ screen. “This menu is not gonna stop me. I’m going to get to the bottom of this. Just gonna break this inhibitor real quick.”

There are some beeping noises and then the sound of something breaking. Suddenly the She-Hulk show box is pushed and falls off the screen into the dark abyss below. Standing in the image's place is a naked She-Hulk. Not Jennifer Walters, but a large naked She-Hulk. Her top half is visible as she sticks her head out of her show, her breasts swaying on her chest with each movement.

“Alright, let me see here.” Jen starts scanning through the shows listed. “Loki, no. Dr. Strange, no. I Am Groot, he’s a cute little guy but no. Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That’ll do.”

With her mind made up, She-Hulk climbs out of her box and uses the other show’s image boxes to swing and climb down to Marvel: Assembled. Her bare back and her plump but muscular butt are visible to the viewer as she kicks that show’s box open, and then climbs into the show herself.