Jason (50), a bitter divorcee

Jason pulled the pen out of the package and turned it in his hand. It seemed surprisingly well made for what must have surely been a free gift to tempt him into some sort of scam. He read the attached information and thought Sure. Like I would have that kind of luck.

However with a lifetime's experience of accepting anything that's free, he got a piece of paper to test it out. Jason wrote, "Cara stops by to suck my dick".

Huh, He thought, and noticed how the ink sort of sparkled.

He had barely finished that thought when there was a knock at the door.

He looked at it dumbly, still sitting on the sofa in the shorts he woke up in an hour earlier.

"Hey Jason, you in there"? Shit, that was Cara's voice.