Now, what kind of guy are you?

Jared a man of physics

Jared was walking down a side street when the book fell off of a ledge and struck him on the head. He looked up and saw no one up there, so he opened the book to see if this journal appearing book might have an owner. He discovered the book gave him the ability to create new and old rules for the world by writing it in the book, so he continued on to the Fainting Goat Coffee Shop for his Saturday tradition. After grabbing his latte he sat in one of the sitting areas and jotted down his old rule: all magic that is caused by the book must have an equal but opposite effect somewhere else in the world to offset the new change and balance the reality. Old Rule: people stare at sexual organs of the adults they are attracted to without consequences. The book added an old rule: adults staring at minors will have severe consequences. Jared realized the book understood the change. He looked across the room and noticed a woman staring at his crotch. Jared shifted in his seat giving her a better view as he stared at her nipples. He thought, “this was a great suggestion.” He wrote new rule: that woman is extremely attracted to penises like mine. The book added new rule: that woman is not attracted to big or small penises. “Well the book does have a sense of humor apparently.”