Janet has a weird idea.

Something occurred to Janet. Or at least it seemed to. She glared over at the others. "Alright, fess up. Which one of you freaks put that idea in my head?"

She was confused, meaning Sam was and probably Jake too. "You're telling me after all the shit you've been pouring into my brain, this one's mine?"

"What idea, Janet?" Sam was now burning with curiosity.

"Well, it sounds like you two haven't really explored the, uh, sexual dimension of this thing .." Janet was immediately mortified. How could she bring something like that up? At the same time, she felt deeply aroused. Her cheeks flushed and she covered her mouth. She shut her eyes and clutched her temples, overwhelmed by the contradictory impulses.

"Wow, one of you is really into this, or maybe both of you are? But you're also super uncomfortable even talking about it..." She paused and clenched her eyes shut again. "It's really hard having thoughts from both of you swarming in right now. Yes, it's probably even more difficult for me than you, Sam. And no, Jake, I don't deserve this anymore than she does. In any case, we need to figure out how to deal with this. I'd like to live some semblance of a normal life." She paused. "I guess I can't, though. That's from one of you, I'll bet, but it's still true. Ugh, please just get past your hangups so we can try this."

Sam and Jake were dumbfounded. They both realized that the complexity of the situation was rising exponentially. Of course, that meant Janet realized it too. Sam was the first to reply. "So what do you mean by sexual? Do you mean Jake and I should- uh, er, sorry..." She was overcome by a deep sense of awkwardness, and all three blushed.

Janet slapped Jake on the arm. "Enough prudishness! Just go jerk off or something, Jesus!" She gasped suddenly. "Oh my God, this is turning you on right now, isn't it? Having a woman talk to you like this?" Sam suddenly looked at her feet and weakly muttered something inaudible.

Janet continued berating Jake. "Yeah, it's weird. You think it's weird for you? It's even weirder for me! I'm practically seducing myself here. I'm looking down at my taut belly, my creamy skin, my flawless tits- I never called them tits before- and I'm getting so turned on right now. Here, try this." She grabbed Jake's hands and placed them on her breasts, eliciting a moan from everyone in the room. "Fuck, my tits feel so good! How can you be so turned on and yet hate this so much?"

Finally Sam interjected. "Stop! I hate this!" Jake and Janet turned to look at her in surprise. "This- this- I don't even know what to say, this is so fucked up!" She turned to Janet. "Stop seducing him! You're seducing me! The thoughts I'm having about you are horrible! And you," she addressed Jake, "-get your hands off my fucking sister already!"

Janet immediately jerked her hands back and slapped Jake across the face. All three were stunned. "What the hell did you do that for?" Sam asked Janet.

"Everyone, quiet!" Jake shouted.