Jane, Mindy, Farsel and Alice read Lois & Blaze read "Dark Lord" by Unknown7

Jane Whitlock, Mindy, Farsel, Bereda and Alice found themselves at a computer.

"Where are we?" asked Jane.

"Hold on, I remember this before" said Alice, "my memory is acting crazy"

"Yeah, I remember being here before with Mindy but she had a different name" said Farsel, "there was also a girly looking king, another dragon and a guy called Fred Smith"

"I remember doing a review with Fred" said Alice.

"I think he might have been my daddy" said Mindy, "but he called me something else. Da... something"

Berera took advantage of the opportunity to try to escape but ran into a **** field that zapped her and sent her flying. She was knocked out cold. Out of the sky, a red-haired anime girl with purple eyes appeared from the sky.

She was wearing modern clothes and was looking at her phone.

"Oh, hi, Unknown7" waved Mindy.

"You know her?" asked Jane.

"Hi, you had us to a response to a review of our story" asked Farsel.

Jane could not follow what Mindy and Farsel were talking about.

"Okay, I guess I'm your equivalent to god, I think" said Unknown7, "but you need to do a response to Lois and Blaze's review of Dark Lord"

Unknown7 then disappeared into the sky. Jane, Farsel, Mindy and Alice looked at the computer to Lois & Blaze read "Dark Lord" by Unknown7.

"You know how to use this?" asked Jane.

"I did it once before" said Alice.

"Well, I'll write the response" said Jane.

"Don't include any nosepicking any of us do" said Farsel.

A FEW SECONDS LATER

"So who are Marcie and Gina?" asked Jane.

"Apparently, they're a couple of sociopaths from the most depressing story on CHYOA" said Farsel, "its about an abusive monster getting away with all her crimes while innocent people suffer for the crime of not being evil enough"

Suddenly, Fred Smith appeared.

"Its completely unrealistic" he said, "Marcie manages to somehow take over the school despite every decision she makes being a bad one. Its like Game of Thrones if Ned or Robb Stark made even worse decisions than in the books but everything just magically worked out for them"

Lindsey Shepard and Susan Underwood also appeared.

"Its true" said Lindsey, "she betrays Susan and makes her a sex **** to Gina and allies with actual Nazi Rina. I know Gambio says otherwise but I find it extremely hard to believe Gina didn't **** Susan before all this. In real life, Marcie'd have ended up alienating the entire school"

Unknown7 appeared again.

"Look, I know Hard Candy is an awful storyline featuring the most loathsome protagonist on CHYOA but this isn't the time for that. You're supposed to be reviewing Part 4: Greater Good, My Ass. Its been nearly a month and you're both still on the hot springs arc"

Lindsey and Susan left.

"Sorry about this" said Unknown7, disappearing.

"So does that include me?" asked Fred, "no?"

"Okay, I think we got a little sidetracked there" said Jane, "can we finish this review?"

READING IN PROGRESS

"So, they picked Jane over me" said Fred.

"Who are you anyway?" asked Jane.

"Oh, I'm from this other timeline that's further ahead than yours" said Fred.

"Its true" said Mindy, "he did all the same stuff with us until a certain point where you both went in different directions"

"So why are you called Mindy, here?" asked Fred, "I also like how they thought they'd be more cuntbusting in Jane's path"

Fred laughed at the irony.

"I mean, Marcie and Gina thought I did that too much"

"Well, thanks for spotting the grammar" said Jane.

"Yeah, same thing happened on my path" said Fred, "fortunately, Unknown7 has now fixed it, though there's probably several other errors"

"Mummy, daddy, whats ****?" asked Mindy.

"Er... I think Lois might have had the wrong idea" said Jane, "I always thought that woman was more wholesome. I don't remember her being so depraved in the comics. And why is she hanging out with a Shazam villain?"

"Trust me, you haven't read my path" said Fred, "there's a lot more sex on it"

"How much description is there in your path?" asked Jane.

"..."

"Fred?"

"Does whipping count?"

"Well, Lois and Blaze seem to have the opposite problem" said Farsel, "do they need to do sex stuff during their review?"

"I'd expect that from a exposition scene in Game of Thrones. This isn't a normal CHYOA story. Also, since when did Blaze have a dick?"

"And believe it or not, being punched in the cunt hurts like hell" said Farsel, "I would never enjoy it"

"Whats a Bechdel test?" asked Mindy.

"Its a test stupid women invented as an excuse to call things sexist" said Fred.

"I think it started off as a joke about how stupid feminists are" said Jane, "but it turned out they were so stupid they took the test seriously"

"I don't think punching an enemy trying to kill you in the vagina is ****" said Fred, "its basically, my signature move, though I've not used as much as before. Apparently, it got predictable"

"Also, I'm not an Amazon" said Alice, "I don't know how they made that mistake"

"I think they must have skimmed something" said Jane.

"Well, I think this about sums it up" said Farsel.