James, an average guy who dumped the wrong girl

(Copied directly from "The Total Humiliation of James")

James wasn't a bad guy or somebody who was owed any sort of comeuppance. He had just been unfortunate enough to have earned the scorn of a particularly spiteful witch and was now being punished by her for it.

James had found himself hitting the dating apps hard of late and, as a tall, dark and handsome man with a decent job and well written bio, he soon found himself dating a number of potential partners. It was on one such date that disaster struck in a way he couldn't even have imagined.

His date that fateful day was Rebecca, an exotic looking brunette. He had been attracted to her looks but found her personality a little odd. She claimed to be a witch which he found a little immature and off putting and, when they went back to her place, he found that she really did believe in that superstitious nonsense, Her place was full of mystical looking books, vials containing strange looking liquids and various other trinkets and curious. After sleeping with Rebecca, James decided she wasn't exactly relationship material and to end things there.

The next morning, James received a message from Rebecca who, apparently, had thought the date had gone better than he did and wanted to meet up again. Ghosting wasn't his style so he sent what he considered a very polite and diplomatic message to let her down as gently as he could. From the response he received, it seemed it wasn't diplomatic enough.