Jake

There warming up with the rest of the boys is possibly the biggest guy I have ever seen. Easily over 6 ft and a slab of pure muscle, solid abs on display for all to see. His arms thick like tree trunks, and as he picks up the ball his large hands envelop it almost entirely.

"Hey coach" I shout as the has been makes his way onto the training pitch. "Whats with the giant slab of meat? If hes the new centre back I doubt well concede this season." I laugh.

"If only shitbag. He's a centre forward if my memory serves me right."

"Huh?" I respond with visible confusion plastered over my angelic face.

"Guess you need to actually try today or risk being benched.... or worse." He chuckles and proceeds to the squad.

What the actual fuck? No one is replacing me bitch! I'm the star player for fucksake!