Jail.

Jake gets firmly escorted from the vehicle to a waiting room. A couple others sit close by. One stands about 6'4", bald, goatee, tattoos cover half of his visible skin. A classic biker type. The other has the complexion of fresh concrete, wide eyes and can't stop shaking.

"I guess this is where I am now" Jake says under his breath, "maybe I can turn myself around before-"

"Jake! I assume that's you? Petty theft?" A guard cuts in, "Follow me" Jake follows along to another room lined with lockers, a desk, several cameras and a few armed guards. The first guard puts on gloves and asks "Have you ever been strip-searched before?"

"No," Jake answers, "this is my first time."

"First one's always the best!" the guard winks, "clothes off and personal items in the bin."

Jake removes his wallet and keys and places them in the bin. Shoes, socks, shirt, pants come off too.

"Clothes off, come on." The guard gestures towards Jake's underwear, "we don't have all day."

Jake grabs his waistband, takes a deep breath, curses himself for raising tension by delaying so much, then rips off his underwear in one swift motion. His miniscule penis barely visible in the slightly cold room. Chatter begins immediately.

"Fuck, how old's this guy?" Says one guard.

"ID says he's 22, so does his file" says another.

"Damn. I'd hate for that to be me."

"How long would you give him? I'd say 24 hours, tops"

"I give him until lunch tomorrow"

The gloved guard steps forward and directs Jake towards a wall. "Spread em" he demands. Nobody has touched Jake's butt before, and the sensation makes him jolt and whimper slightly. The guards continue speculating.

"Geez, 24 hours seems pretty generous"

"I'd say"

Finally for the cavity search, Jake feels his last shreds of dignity slipping away as the man's gloved finger enters his virgin butthole. Even worse, the watch seems to have affected his prostate sensitivity. Jake starts moaning, his knees buckle, his heart races, his hips thrust slightly, his butt clenches and his tiny little boner shoots out it's biggest load so far: three medium drops directly onto the wall. The room is in awe.

"Alright, bet's off. This guy's just gonna walk in there and ask to get fucked!"

The room laughs, Jake feels tears in his eyes.