Jade, the Chubby Nerd with a Crush on You

You land on the ground with a hard thud, your naked butt taking most of the impact. You rub the back of your head, before instinctively speaking "Sorry! I wasn't paying attention." Your eyes taking a moment to refocus so you can't quite make out who you ran into. You can barely see a figure facing away from you.

"No, no." The figure replies with a clearly femenine voice. You make out the movements as someone turning around. "I'm sure it was my. . ." The voice trails off as your vision finally clears.

For the first time, you get a good look at the one in front of you. "I know this woman." You think to yourself as you look up at her. You see a plump looking woman with rich black skin, dark and curly hair blowing in the wind stares down at you. A light red blush showing just underneath her large rectangular glasses. She's wearing a low cut tank top to show off her cleavage, it's light colours contrasting against her darker features of her bare stomach. A pair of slim fit jean shorts rested on her wide hips, the fabric struggling to contain her bubbly butt and thick thighs.

"Jade!" You shout with a smile, as if having a eureka moment. Then you remember. You follow her gaze of her hazel brown eyes down to your naked groin. Your legs are spread wide, giving her an unobstructed view of your teeny weenie, your fresh shave of your most private of area's doing you no favours.

"What the hell!?" She screams as she tries, and fails, to avert her gaze. "Why are you naked!?" Your face and hers are a matching shade of red.

"I can explain!" You quickly stand up and cover your groin, only needing one hand to do so. "I had read about people doing these kinds of hikes before" you begin, catching her eyes drifting down before quickly darting back up. "and I really wanted to try it."

"So you just picked a random public trail?!" She asks behind a shakey breath. You can tell that as much as she is shocked, she is secretly enjoying this sight of you.

"I have been hiking this trail for months, and have never seen anyone else!" You drop your hand instinctively to help you exaggerate. "I thought I was safe!" You both stand there, akwardly as you can feel the sun beating down on your naked butt, before you break the silence "You're mad, aren’t you?"