Jack goes Toe to Toe with his feet

(Just for anyone who wants to add any future chapters, this entire storyline is told through Jack's own perspective! Yes, it's ALL in First Person! And also, Jack is British and Autistic. Also, please no NSFW content in this story. Thankies!)

My day started just like any other. 7:30am - Get up, 7:32am - Morning stretches (Gotta be all limber, loose and rubber goose), 7:35am - Go to the lavvy (Because reasons), 7:38am - Make breakfast, 7:45am - Have a shower, 7:50am - Get dressed (I usually wear my yellow framed glasses, teal coloured t-shirt, (you know, the one with the white rims), blue denim shorts and of course, my favourite yellow wellies with the orange toecaps.) and all finished before 8:00am on the dinger!

Oh! I should probably tell you, I have autism so I always like to make a list of what to do and when. Anyway...

There was this one morning however...where everything seemed normal...but as soon as I started to put on my socks, my feet ducked out of the way! No matter how many times I tried to make my feet obey my commands, they just didn't! AT ALL!

Maybe they just wanted to not wear socks today, w-which is...fine, I can accept that. So, there I was, heading out to grab some breakfast. But as I was walking, I felt a jolt and then...WHAM! Straight onto the ground! (Luckily, I wasn't hurt. I was wearing my wellies) I stood up, dusted myself down and looked around. "What in the name Sir Terry Wogan was that?" I wondered...but nothing revealed itself.

"Strange..." I thought as I continued walking. After I got myself a McDonald's Sausage and Egg McMuffin and a nice cup of tea, I sat down on a bench and had me brekkie. Hey! I'm a poet...and I didn't even know it!

Anyway! As that was happening...something else was happening as well. Inside my wellies, my feet were twitching, as if something was gaining control of them. But what happened next...would change EVERYTHING! and I MEAN it would change everything!

Afterwards, I went back to my flat and sat at my computer, I was about to make another YouTube Poop. "Right! Let's see...what shall I make a poop of today?" I wondered as I began to cast my YTP magic.

But inside my wellies...my feet were about to give me...a bit...of a surprise...