Jack and Miranda in the middle of… intimacy

There Miranda laid bound in holocuffs and gagged, bent over completely bare naked with Jack standing behind her, strap-on hanging between her legs, black whip out, and lots of leather.

Shepard’s jaw dropped. EDI and Samantha looked just as surprised as they rushed in. “I guess Jack is not on Omega,” EDI said. “I will update the dossier to reflect that.”

Suddenly Miranda seemed to hear EDI speaking and tilted her head behind. Her eyes widened and she began to scream through her muffle. “Hush, Cheerleader. I didn’t tell you to…. Oh hey! It’s the Queen of the Girl Scouts! I didn’t know you were stopping by,” Jack said. “We really took what you said to heart at the party. You know about our confidence in our sexuality and that we should kiss and get it over with…”

“Congratulations,” Shepard said, dejectedly.

“Woah… what’s up with you?” Jack asked. “You good?”

“Commander Shepard has recently suffered a one-sided breakup with Dr Liara T’Soni,” EDI said.

“Thanks EDI…” Shepard said and sighed.

“Shit…” Jack said. “I was certain you two would last and take over the world. I didn’t mean to brag about…”

“It’s fine,” Shepard said. “I’m happy for you two. I’m glad you have stopped feeling insecure about your feelings… Jaqueline.”

“Call me that again and I’ll smear the walls with your corpse,” Jack glared.

Shepard smirked. “I’d like to see you try…”

Jack rolled her eyes. “Fuck you… and speaking of. Let me finish this up with Miranda. Come here Miss Lawson… it’s time for your session with Daddy Zero…”

“We’ll… wait outside…” Shepard said.

“Don’t bother. You’re welcome to stay and watch…” Jack said.