Jack Feldman

Soon a burly policeman walked out to the nude redhead.

"Hi, my name's Jack Feldman, you might remember me from an unsavory history" he reached out his hand to the redhead, whose eyes widened but who could only shake it. "Earl told me everything. I'm very, very sorry that happened to you, and I'm sorry that I contributed to your torture."

Mackenzie's eyes started to water as she struggled to find the words to speak.

"Now, you might be wondering why I don't have this man arrested. The answer is that I arrested him myself, and Mr. Hickey is currently in my custody before you today. You see, outside of the 'Shy Streaker' hubbub I got some respect from campus security and ended up as the Police Chief of the whole town. We're working out a plea deal for him right now, but he just wanted to do this list. I must respect Earl for having the guts to turn himself in, but I am aware that that is not nearly enough. Here," he handed the nude redhead a check for $500,000.

Earl's clothes remained pooled by the nude redhead's ankles. Mackenzie was frozen, with tears starting to streak down her face.