Izzy will do anything for chocolate

Izzy had stunning good looks. She would do absolutely anything for chocolate. Chocolate was happiness. It was pure, distilled joy. She had a favourite bar, a favourite cocoa powder, and a favourite chocolate syrup. She was devastated when she found out the manufacturer was discontinuing her favourite chocolate syrup.

She tracked down the last grocery store in the country that still had the syrup. When she got there, she saw the last bottle in a shopping cart in the parking lot. A man was loading it into his pickup truck.

Izzy dropped down to her knees. "Please, I will do anything for that bottle of chocolate syrup."

"Hi, I'm Chuck," the man said after turning around. "What's your name, slut?"

"I'm Izzy," she said. "I will do literally anything."

"Ok," Chuck said. "Show me your tits."

Izzy pulled off her top, letting her tits spill out in the parking lot.

"Nice tits, slut. Well, you'll have to do more than that. Get in the truck, Izzy."

She climbed topless into the strange man's truck, still **** to do anything for his bottle of chocolate syrup.