Item Shop (WIP)

Level Progression

Weapon List

Armor List

Trickster's Toolkit: Gives Night a selection of materials for the crafting of traps (snares, poisons, handbombs, distractions) (1bp)

Dancing Shoes: Grants a Bard +Dexterity and increases the effectiveness of Bard songs if accompanied by a dance. (5BP)

Potion of Justice: turns one person that really deserves it into a goblin, strangely only works on halflings.(1bp)

Smiting Shield: Paladin shield, Upon a blocked attack, unleashes divine **** that can damage and knockback enemies. (3bp)

Duelist's Helm: Warrior Armor Piece- Gives wearer the ability to "Challenge" an individual enemy. That enemy may only target the warrior. (3bp)

Voyeur's Bow: A bow enchanted to increase the wielder's eyesight allowing them to target enemies from much farther away. As a side effect, the wielder will be unable to see people's clothes or armor giving them a -1 to hit armored enemies. (2bp)

Glowing Tattoos: Tattoos enchanted to substantially increase CON. Unfortunately, they draw enemies' attention to weak points not covered by armor and reduce AC. (3bp)

Ring of Groping: A ring which causes damage dealt with bare fists to also deal Will damage. (2bp)

Giant Slayer: An Ultra Heavy Greatsword which deals increased damage to enemies of a higher level (Need to give something worth having Jasmine wield the groping shield without a hand) (5BP)

Northerner Shop

Flail of Penance: The user may strike themselves with this weapon to atone for slights against the glory of Gabe. They take full damage from the attack, but their WIS is temporarily increased. (Super Light Weapon, 3bp)

Devout Mace: Cleric Weapon, adds WIS stat to attack rolls. Percentage of stat added is based on the Cleric's devotion to Gabe. (Light Weapon, 5BP)

Anal Prayer Beads: Bend over and prepare to receive God’s love gift! Used for preparing the holiest of holes. Incidentally allows a cleric to turn undead as if one level higher.

Twinning potion (Northlander specialty) Allows a user to temporarily inherit the trait/perk of another contestant, more powerful versions of the potion allow the user to inherit their physical or even mental profile (1.BP)

Morning Glory (Northlander): A dildo shaped as Gabe's cock. Can be used to cast Divine spells with an increased spell modifier by fellating the dildo (3BP)

Southerner Shop

Strategically placed ribbons: Southern style "armor" that increases ac value by charisma of wearer. (5BP)

“Bard On The Run” songbook: full of filksongs. Allows the user to cast Tasha’s Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter at caster level 5 once per day as a free action.

Submissiveness potion (southlander specialty) Allows a user to gain charisma incredibly quickly, but bizarrely ALSO at the cost of their feminity, with higher ranks of the potion turning female users into submissive sissies. (1 bp)

Seductress's Bangles (Southlander): increases CHA and, once per day, allows the wearer to attempt to seduce a creature, dazing them for 1 round if successful (3bp)

Elf Shop

Nature's Fury Totem: Augments Barbarian's Rage skill with Elven Nature Magic, allowing the user to take on a Wildshape (Bear) and channel Intelligence points into Strength or Constitution while Raging (5BP)

Elvish Potion (Elvish specialty) allows a user to temporarily increase their intelligence, at the cost of their libido (1 bp)

The Present Moment (Elf): A potion used by elves to treat those weighed down by centuries of trauma. Taking the potion allows someone to distance themselves from their past. For Contestants, it will allow them to temporarily separate themselves from their memories of Earth and embrace the new lives that have been given to them. (1bp)

Drow Shop

Spider silk armor: weightless threads of spider silk forming a surprising durable armor.

Wt: 0 Ac: 1 Cost:3 Bp

Pain Slut's Cilice (Drow): a cilice which significantly increases the wearer's STR, but also increases all damage taken. While wearing the cilice, the wearer will become aroused by their own pain. (5BP)

Eros Lash: Drow manufactured whip that causes pleasure instead of pain, can stun lock an opponent in skilled hands, repeated attacks may cause the "moist" debuff. (Super Light Weapon, 3Bp)

Nipple Ring of Protection: Drow specialty, when applied to an UNPIERCED nipple (doing one HP of damage) improves the wearer’s armor class by 2. The 1 hp penalty remains in place for the duration of being worn. (Bp)

Elvish potion v2 (1) (1)_final_use this_THE GOOD ONE (Drow Specialty) Allows the user to increase their wisdom, with the boon of massively increasing their sex drive. Has been known to hijack the drive to turn users into submissive piggies or Buxom Bimbos... (1bp)

Dwarf Shop

Bulwark (Dwarves): Extremely heavy armor which substantially decreases DEX, but grants a high AC bonus and allows AC to scale with CON instead of DEX (5BP)

Dwarves Battle Rager Harness. A spiked leather harness, perfect for when your opponent just needs a hug. (2 bp)

Gaining potion (Dwarf specialty) Allows a user to increase their constitution, however, owing to its dwarfish origin, it's far more prone to creating Thicc or outright fat users with repeated use than muscular warriors... (1 bp)

Dwarven plate: heavy armor that counts as only 1/4 of normal weight when worn by a dwarf. (Heavy Armor, 4BP)

Halfling Shop

Mysterious Ring (Halfling): A strange ring which allows the user to turn invisible, but makes them increasingly obsessive reducing their INT, WIS, and CHA. Overusing the ring has been said to cause additional effects (5BP)

Halfling Hairtie: Halfling foot hair is long enough to braid. These hair ties are ergonomically designed to prevent that foot hair from getting… under feet. Grants the wearer Uncanny Dodge (or improved uncanny dodge if they already have that feat). (3bp)

Feet focus potion (Halfling specialty) A special weapon develope by the halflings specifically for this contest, this potion temporarily gives users desirable feet to Gabe, in accordance with his kink. Likewise the user will gain a similar fetish, no matter how unattractive or repulsive they WOULD have found Gabes desires. It's said that further levels of the potion can exploit Gabes other, more hidden kinks.... (1BP)

Orc Shop

Orc Smash: big ass hammer that counts as two handed for damage but orcs can wield one handed. (2bp)

Angry Hotpants: Really takes advantage of that Orcish temper. When worn, grants an extra instance of Barbarian Rage (even to non Barbarians). They’re really fucking tight. No. Tighter than that. That’s not cameltoe. That’s mooseknuckle. (3bp)

Dominance potion (Orc Specialty) Allows a user to gain muscle incredibly quickly, at the cost of their femininty. A lack of hygiene and an increase in body hair is the most common side effect. (1 bp)

Potion of Mindless Might (Orc): raises the user's libido and increases STR, DEX, and CON by 2 and decreases WIS and INT by 2 (2bp)

Goblin Shop

Collar of the Tactician's Plaything (Goblin): This collar increases the user's AC while they are fulfilling a command of the one who collared them. Disobeying a direct order temporarily lowers the wearer's AC. (4BP)

The Kittypult (Goblin cultural weapon): really just a large slingshot adapted to using small furry animals as ammunition. Ammunition flies faster if doused in a layer of red paint. (2bp)

Potion of fetishisation' (goblin specialty) Allows a user to temporarily be blessed with the fetish of another princess, defaulting to Goblin fetishes. It's said that overuse of this potion is how the very first goblins came to be... (1bp)