It Won't Be Easy

Evan is out of the pharmacy carrying a small bag. "How did I get talked into these?" After looking around to make sure no one is watching and no one is close enough to be watching, he pulls a box out of the bag. "WTH! Female condoms. Did that sales girl know my condition? Is it that obvious?"

All red faced, Evan stuffs the box back into the bag and pulls out the regular male condoms that he originally chose before being greeted by the young sales girl. "Well I can't use these unless I find a partner who can unroll one on! Sheesh!"

"How am I going to do that, being a man? How do I find a man who has a cock that not only is the right size to satisfy my craving but wants to fuck me enough to even get hard?" Evan strains his thoughts. "What if I do and he refuses to wear a rubber? Can't say I'd blame him...kinda like taking a shower with a raincoat on! I guess I better use one of these female condom thingies. Where can I go to try and slip one in so I'm ready!?"

Evan, continueing to walk along into and through an unfamiliar part of town, wondering how but still determined to take a fucking when, suddenly it appears, "Well look at that!" Evan exclaims. "Looks like a bar." Judging from the sign, "Sissy's", "It's a gay bar!"

Once inside, the expected but bizarre sights were all around. Dudes in various states of drag. The exagerated figures and boob sizes along with the make up! Some even so outlandish that no real woman would be caught dead looking like that. "Wow" Evan thinks as he seeks the rest rooms, "It's their fantasy! Trouble is, what I have, they can only dream about!" And there they are. Two doors. One labelled "Ladies" The other labelled "Gents". Which one?

Evan quickly thinks, "The Ladies room will be full of men pretending to be women. Since I'm not pretending and don't look like one of them, I think I'll choose the other." In he goes. "Huh! No one in here." Three urinals and two stalls. He enters a stall and secures the door before unbuckling and sliding down his pants and panties together so as to try and insert one of the female condoms into his cunt.

While struggling to properly manipulate the bag into himself he makes various contortions which render his pants and panties down around his ankles. Also his concentration on the task at hand was so intense that he barely noticed the door open and close while some one entered the rest room. "Okay. There! Its in place as best I can tell." Evan thinks and he reaches to restore his black nylon hipster to its rightful position before pulling up his pants and exiting the stall.