It Takes Two to Tashigi

*written with Namichwan

Off to the side, Nakaba was staring at the perverted threesome with open admiration, unable to resist fisting the base of his Babe Spotter length as he did so, "Okay that is as disturbing as it is awesome… I love this crew of freaks! Just for the record, I'm never letting any of you go! You are all going to be part of my menagerie of debauchery till the day I shuffle on!"

"That's real sweet, Nakaba." Commented Nami from his nipple, her dry tone communicating the opposite sentiment.

"Oh it is." Added Robin with real sincerity, "And we'll always be here for you too. We, your cherished Babes, and the rest as well. We are all Straw Hats after all.." Her eyes had real warmth, her touch had a real spark, and Nakaba was almost shaken from his lewd heart when he saw this real woman’s connection to him, if it wasn’t for the boner in his lap pulsing when she whispered in his ear a little too seductively, they could have all been freed. “... And we will stick together to the very end." Robin sexily cooed, pecking his cheek before returning to her place next to him.

Nami scoffed a bit and slapped the side of Nakaba's cock with a meaty smack of her palm, throwing him from Robin’s surprise sincerity, "All I'll say is this pussy-pleasing goliath is mine and I'll find a way to take it with me if we ever part ways."

"You are an accomplished thief." agreed Robin with a smile as she took the opportunity to steady Nakaba's suddenly swaying prick with a soothing hand that erupted from his knee. “Though mutilation of a body part like this would require a quick blade and perhaps a pickle jar to keep it from shriveling.”

The ginger rolled her eyes, “God Robin, keep it light. Morbid thoughts like that’ll scare the poor monster.” She shook her head while kissing the meat stick to keep it up.

The Babe Spotter grinned at his Babes' casual interplay across him, palming and squeezing their twin massive melons with the hands he had wrapping around their sides even as he called out to the pair of powerful Straw Hat pirates sweatily forming a three-backed beast at his command.

"Well, how is she, fellas?"

Zoro's eyes took note of the placement of Nakaba's hands and as he slithered his down to cup and squeeze Tashigi's hanging funbags, "Heh. She's never sucked a dick before that's for sure. But she trains up good. Nice tight little throat, already got rid of her gag-reflex for you."

She glared up at him but was unable to do any more as she unwillingly demonstrated the truth of his statement, her nose buried in the green fuzz of his pubic hair.

As Zoro jiggled her breasts in his rough palms, Luffy's stretched neck whipped his head out from underneath Tashigi and he happily declared, "Good! So good! Her pussy tastes great. Her butthole feels so SO good!"

"You say that about every hole." Nakaba rolled his eyes, "I could have you bang a hole in the wall and you'd sing its praises."

"Exactly…", muttered Sanji from the opposite side of the tangle of steadily humping flesh, his own fist pumping as he eyed the thick base of his Captain's cock plunging in and out of Tashigi's stretched rectum. He wasn't at all surprised that Luffy's ability to appreciate a female's charms was as unrefined as his level at judging cuisine.

"Yep. You've got the discerning eye of a turnip, Luffs. Gonna need a second opinion. Switch it up, bros."

"Thank you!" Intoned Zoro feelingly as he released her head and Tashigi gasped quickly for breath, many gross strands of saliva keeping her lips precariously connected to his upwardly stabbing member.

Luffy looked dejected, hanging his shoulders as he extracted his own penis with a lewd noise, "But I wanted to keep playing with her butt! Blowjobs are fun but I hardly ever get to beat up the bottom holes like Nakaba does!"

His cock wobbled and bounced like a rubber toy as he thrust his hips to punctuate his words. Then he got a bit of a sly look on his face as his dick slipped into Tashigi's offered butt-cleavage and his hands came down to take hold of her rocking cheeks…

Nakaba smirked and wagged a finger, "Bad Luffy! Let's put you in time out. Go go mega cock Cannon."

Luffy's face went slack, his gaze becoming the dumb wall-eyed look of a fish as his cock took over his brain, the sexual appendage not used to controlling facial features. Still, it managed a head thrown-back huge teeth-clenched lips practically to the ears grin as it suddenly made fists with Luffy's hands and thrust out his hips and shouted to the heavens, "Gum Gum Mega Cock Cannon!"

For a moment, the only reaction was the quivering of Luffy's fat cock as it stuck out from his crotch at an upward angle, the copious veins riddling its length pulsing like it could activate a Second Gear all on its own.

Then Luffy's cock and balls instantly blimped outwards at an alarming rate. The speed of the transformation **** Zoro to curse and snatch up Tashigi and dash out of the danger zone as several of the watching and wanking Straw Hats cried out and stumbled back as if they were about to be engulfed by expanding cock-flesh. It actually looked like Luffy had been abruptly replaced with a gigantic disembodied penis two stories tall and two testicles like a pair of side by side boulders each as tall as a man. Laying flat on his back spread-eagled in his stupification, Luffy's body was basically buried by the colossal bulk of his parade-float-like genitals.

“Hey! Luffy!” Screamed Franky from his retreated position of the upper deck, “If you break the Sunny then you’re fixing her!”

“And you’re cleaning up if you cum!” Usopp added on from Franky’s back, “Dang it, now we’re missing the show!”

“It isn’t just cum we have to watch out for now,” Sanji frowned while lighting a cigarette. The other two followed his gaze to look at the top of the new titanic megastructure.

If the stench of unwashed cock and balls and thick smelly precum had been overwhelming before, it was overpowering now. The entire deck was suffused with it as Luffy's legitimately towering penis rained down his copious dick-juices.

“I-Incredible…” Chopper tried to get out, “E-even though he’s stretching himself to r-riduclous d-degrees… h-his cock’s f-functions are… are still acting as they w-would… r-regularrrrr…” His brain slowed down to an absolute crawl. Though Dr Chopper was trying his hardest, his reindeer nose was still the most sensitive so his lustful surge inside his crotch was too much at smelling Luffy’s precum rain down on the deck.

While the Straw Hats collectively stared up at the Thousand Sunny's new mast with something between awe and horror, Nakaba was gleefully smug about it and Robin had been intimately involved during his experimentation sessions with Luffy's devil fruit powers so she was more reserved in her appreciation.

Nami just cringed, “That is gross to look at.”

“You’ve always said our crew was a sausage fest,” Robin giggled at her. This made Nami cringe harder.

“I wonder if you could pop it like a balloon?” wondered Zoro, Tashigi being too in awe to speak.

“Imagine the kind of giant pussy a girl would need to fit something that big...” Usopp mused from Franky’s back.

The cyborg couldn’t help himself, “Got a fetish for big girls bro?” He laughed. Earning a flicked ear from the lamprey sniper.

“We should probably aim it at the ocean,” said Sanji. “Maybe we can use his cum as an oil slick to stop any Marines from following us.”

Chopper was long gone to his masturbating, head to the floor as his hand pumped his cock towards the three girls near the mast. “Cuummmm… ccccuummmmm…..”

“WHAT THE HELL?!” Shouted Brook from the crow’s nest. He’d been pretty happy to hang back on all the festivities after swiping Tashigi’s panties while no one was looking. Though now he was staring down the bell-end from the end of hell his perverted fun was all but ruined. “WHY IS THERE A GIANT PENIS!?”

"If yer done gawking at my Luffy lawn sculpture, how about getting yer dick inside my newest Babe's butt, yea?" said Nakaba from a few meters further back, now laying upon a creepy lawn-chair made up criss-crossing Robin arms, its cushioning supplied by multiple iterations of her soft heart-shaped buttocks, his headrest, a pair of her breasts.

Robin's original form lay upon it beside him casually. Nami, not so much. Her nose was wrinkled as she perched upon buttcheeks awkwardly. Though she relaxed somewhat and made a silly face as a sneaky pair of Robin's fingers drove right up her butt and extruded a wet wriggling tongue even deeper inside, expertly stimulating her Nakaba given anal fetish.

"Yea, yea… hold your damn horse, Nakaba…" grumbled the naked Zoro as he lowered his similarly nude and sweaty bundle to the ground in the moonlit shadow of Luffy's weiner. He was none too gentle but Tashigi was still mostly out of it to protest as her body was lewdly positioned like a frog's, her face in the grass as her hips and butt were raised to Zoro's swaying prick as he squat in behind her.

Sanji, Frankie, and Ussop rejoined the party with the bulky cyborg being way too comfortable as he leaned back into the yielding mass of Luffy's left ball.

"...fucking light-weight to be a Straw Hat Babe…" Zoro commented as he spread her firm cheeks to get a good view of her anus. Barely looked used, he thought, as he probed the right opening with his thumb. Luffy's soft gum dick had probably taken her asshole's shape rather than the other way around. Ass-backwards, of course. Well, none of that now. He was hard as steel and he grinned as he shifted his feet and brought the tip of his sword right to her opening with just the tilt of his hips.

He spat on her ass, more out of spite than any real need. If there was one thing Luffy's stupid dick could be counted on, it was producing _more_than enough godamned jizz. Zoro didn't mind, sex was supposed to be nasty and dirty. There was nothing like double-teaming a chick or even better engaging in a proper gang-bang with a good whore or cumrag.

He pulled her offered hips back and impaled the so called swordswoman, chuckling wickedly to himself as he steadily sheathed his dick in her backside. She abruptly revived from her stupor and bellowed like a stuck pig as he got his hips flush with her firm glutes.

He grinned, keeping her pinned in place beneath him her squirming resistance amounting to nothing beneath his strength.
This could be the only result in a duel between them.

"You're hundred years too early to take me on…"

Tashigi gradually recovered, gaining control over her warbling cries and reducing them down to more respectable noises of passion. She was no stranger to pain in her ass after all, though that usually had more to do with her training regimen than long penises buried in her anus. While keeping her buttocks raised and available to Zoro she did her best to take a position more protective of her dignity, curling over her arms and legs gathered beneath her. Then she recalled that she was supposed to be a Babe now, revealing her feminine form and titillating men so she lifted herself up into the style of the dog, having to brace herself against Zoro's powerful thrusts, her breasts swinging back and forth.

She felt like a piece of meat as she was used with the lesser Straw Hats gathering in close once more as they did their part, fapping to increase her and their pleasure, the strange pungent penile monument that was the infamous Monkey D. Luffy a rather fitting backdrop to their lewd intercourse. She paid them all no mind though as she turned her head to gaze at Nakaba, trying to impress him, show that she could handle this all with aplomb.

Tashigi was more than a bit dismayed to see him not even paying attention, the Babe Spotter's head fully captured by Nami, the Straw Hat's navigator's hands digging thickly into his shaggy hair as she made out with him, her thighs straddling his leg, her large breasts squashed out against his chest. She did have Nico Robin's attention, the Baroque Works turncoat just gracing her with one of her enigmatic smiles as she sat against Nakaba's other side. Her very many hands were busy caressing his back and shoulders and his…stones, and just his big manly stones. The protrusion of forearm-girth cock-flesh extending upwards and outwards from his crotch was somehow untouched as it swayed lazily in the air. That that thick heavy length of Babe Spotting cock that made even the one currently filling her backside seem laughable wasn't being tended to seemed like a gross dereliction of duty. Though there were four or five of the powerful devil fruit user's hands reaching out from the freakish limb chair to weigh and roll his fertile testicles within his sac.

Tashigi was somewhat in awe as she suddenly realized that to have Nico Robin as his secured Babe was to have an entire harem in one person.

"Fuck, she's got a nice ass." Grunted Zoro from behind her, palming both her cheeks as slid in and out of her.
She did her best to ignore him, especially when he spanked her with loud stinging slaps.

"Yea?" Called out Nakaba, apparently having come up for breath from his Babe's mouth, though Nami hadn't let him get far as she still clung to his head, kissing at his ear, "Alright, I think it's bout time I inspect that pussy… with this. Zoro, why don't you bring her over. No need to pull out yourself mind you.