It's the famous new song "Birthday Suit"

(Originally posted by FrauMannelig)

Mrs. Minword picked up one of the stacks, and immediately the whole class listened to the song that she handed out to each student. "Fuckisucki's birthday suit."

"Once upon a time..." /a fucking little tiiiime/

"... in a far away town..." /a sucking little toooooown/

"... a poor young girl..." /fucking poor, sucking girl/

"... sold her wedding gown." /why did she, why did she sell it?/

"BECAUSE!!" /why did she sell it/

"SHE HAD STILL!!" /why did she sell it/

"HER BIRTHDAY SUUUIIIIT!!" /oh that's why?/

"BECAUSE!!" /why did she sell it/

"THAT SUIT!! /why did she sell it/

"IT FIT REALLY GOOOOOOD!!" /yeah that's why!/

<beat><beat><beat> "IN" <beat><beat><beat> "OUT" <beat><beat><beat> "YEAHHH"

<beat><beat><beat> "IN" <beat><beat><beat> "OUT" <beat><beat><beat> "OHHHHH"

...

Mrs. Minword spared herself the trouble to explain the students why this song would never become really popular (well, because it just wasn't good, and the two minutes of perverted fucking sounds didn't help). She also didn't tell them from where the tune and the riffs had been blatantly stolen. Instead, she just handed out the sheets for the students, so that they could learn the song by heart.

"Once upon a time..." /that fucking little tiiiime/

"... that neckid chick..." /that sucking little giiiiirl/

"... zipped up her little knockers..." /slutty girl, big hoooooters/

"... then searched for a dick!" /why did she, why did she/

"BECAUSE!!" /why did she/

"DICKS FIT IN!!" /why did she/

"HER BIRTHDAY SUUUIIIIT!!" /oh that's why?/

...

When the four stanzas and three refrains abruptly finished, the teacher also handed out the next stack with the comparatively sedate song "It's an Easy Belly". It was full of hidden metaphors, and Mrs. Minword approved. This second song was only as dirty as the gutter in one person's mind. She had a geography class here, but later in her senior English class, she would analyze this song with the children. She didn't exactly understand some parts herself. Like the razor that was mentioned, or the vacuum.

Finally came the dirty ballad of "How I tamed a wild motherfucking cockmaiden". During that song, the whole class including the teacher stared at Cockmaiden. The Cockgirl even had the decency to blush.

"He...." Mrs. Minword gulped, now definitely knowing that the slutty cockgirl was the same person as Aiden. Aiden had been an eager child, easy to obsess about details in her class, and she knew he had been a huge fan of Jason Henderson. That made Mrs. Minword pretty angry. "He... Did he really do all those awful things to you?" she asked Cockmaiden in a sharp tone.

Cockmaiden shook her head. "Nah. That was later, when we knew each other better. It's... I think, it is artistic licence." Then she grinned from one ear to the other. "But it's, like, a totally cool song, am I right? You HAVE to see me and Jason in the music video once it's published."