It's always the last person you'd expect

"Two rum and Cokes, please." Stella said as The Waiter as she averted her eyes with a blush, something she normally wouldn't do at a bar with her childhood best friend, Lisa.

The problem, however, was that Lisa had taken her to a new bar that she discovered last week called The Naked Kegger; a bar that prided itself as being the first bar ever to have a wait staff that served customers completely naked!

"Two rum and Cokes coming right up! Your waitress will be out in a minute with them." The Waiter said as he turned away, flashing his toned ass to the ladies as he headed towards the bar to put the order in.

"Well, didn’t I tell you?" Lisa said as she looked around, her eyes being magnetized to the asses and breasts of every waitress in their late twenties. "Isn't this place great?"

"It's something alright..." Stella said as she found the wall next to the booth they were in far more interesting. "But please don't tell me you brought us here just so you can get a date."

"Hey, I'm leaving all the naked guys for you in case you ever want to get out of your shell. I, on the other hand, am as straight as a hula hoop, and on the hunt for the perfect future Mrs. Lisa Stanford. Just like that -" Lisa looked up and gasped, her eyes widened as a big goofy smile came to her face. She blushed and sighed blissfully, licking her lips as she purred, "Just like that angelic gift from God that's walking this way with our drinks..."

"Hey, tell her that. Not me." Stella said rolling her eyes.

"Okay, that's two rum and Cokes. Have we decided what we - Oh, hi Stella!"

At hearing the surprisingly familiar voice, Stella turned her head towards the smiling waitress placing their drinks on the table as Lisa continued staring at the woman, practically planning their wedding in her head. Stella's eyes went wide as she caught the full frontal view of the woman who she had not seen naked since they were splashing around in a kiddie pool under their mother's supervision.

"HANNAH?!" Stella gasped in a hushed voice, shocked that her older sister was standing before them naked as a jay bird. "Hannah! What are you doing here?!"

"What am I doing here?" Hannah asked with a giggle. "I work here, Sis."

"Stell, you never told me your older sister fell from heaven..." Lisa said blissfully.