Is pondering the right word?

"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit."

I wasn't sure if this was the best or worst thing that had ever happened to me. I have magical fucking powers, and I was so bitching awesome! Also, I'm a completely alien world full of demon wolves and remember very little about this place! Bitching magic, idiot tourist, bitching magic, idiot tourist.

Suddenly I had a thought that stopped me dead in my tracks: "no more fucking taxes, bitching magic for the win!" I shouted as I realized that this was definitely the best thing to ever happen to me.

I sheepishly waved at a merchant passing me in a carriage.

"Hi, just learned that I have magic and that I can teleport between worlds."

The man grumbled something about the damn elves and urged his horses on faster.

I felt amazing, free, and invincible, but also very curious. I had tested out my powers, but now I had to learn how to really control them. I didn't want to just start roaring every time some asshole threatened me, and if I remembered anything from World of Warcraft, it was that there's always another wolf... literally, those fuckers are everywhere in the game. Who knows, maybe I had more powers too.

I could see a farmhouse coming up on the side of the road, just a simple thing, and wondered if it was the perfect place to test out my new powers. A quick look up and down the road let me know that the carriage driver was too far away to pay attention to me and that no one was behind me, so I slipped off the road and onto the land of the house. It probably wasn't trespassing, but who knows?

It was just a plain two-story wooden house surrounded by some errant farmlands, nothing special. However, I could see a grove of saplings on the other side of the yard and went to see if I could do anything. No one was around outside as I approached them, which was good considering the state of most of my clothes, but also because I didn't want anyone watching me test out my magic. The saplings seemed like apple trees, but I really had no clue because I wasn't a fucking botanist, they did look like trees though, that much I knew. I reached out and wondered if maybe I could make it grow, after all, I made those roots grow. Or did I just move them? There was so much I didn't know, but that's why I was doing this.

I closed my eyes as I struggled to reach out to life **** of the tree as I did with those roots, but I was having some troubles now that I wasn't running purely on instinct. The bark remained unchanged as I struggled to find something to... maybe pour my energy into? I was starting to lose hope when I felt something brush against me, not physically, but rather against my consciousness. It was a tiny little verdant soul, gently pulsing somewhere under my hand. I gritted my teeth as I tried to gain purchase on the trees soul, but it was so tiny and weak. It was like trying to grab something in a dream, but I was determined. I managed to grab it somehow and I began to pour energy into it, or at least that's how I imagined I was doing it. It was such a strange feeling, but as I felt more... mana or whatever leave my body, it became easier and easier to maintain as the tree's lifeforce became larger and easier to grip. I could hear dirt shifting by my feet, but my eyes were closed in focus as shade blocked the sun from eyes. When I could feel the roots being to rise right under my feet, I stopped and stepped back to admire my work.

What had been a small sapling was now a large apple tree with scores of the fruit dangling from its branches. I reached up to grab one and brought it down to examine. It looked red and round, and it smelled like an apple too. With a shrug I took a bite out of it, it tasted crisp and sweet, all things an apple should be. I smiled as I admired my handiwork, I could the best fucking farmer in the world.

But that's when a voice broke through my reverie:

"What the hell have you done to my cherry tree?" I turned to see a woman running out of the house with an axe in hand.

"First of all, take some botany classes, this is obviously an apple tree" I said with a level of confidence I felt I had earned with my display of magic. "Second of all, I just grew it, you're welcome. Now you have a giant fucking tree instead of a sapling."

"No you fucking bell end, those were from Teldrassil! Those were twenty gold each and their cherries were supposed to make you look younger. But no, you're right, thank you for some cheap apples, a couple silver will cover all the damage!"

As she got closer, I could make out more details about her. She seemed to be in her mid to late twenties with black hair and soft brown eyes. She was wearing a rumpled dress with a lot of the buttons opened as if she had just thrown it on and ran out here as fast as she could. There was a red splotch spreading out over her c-cup breasts and her heaving chest was making her tits bounce under her clothes. As if noticing the attention her tits were getting, she quickly pulled her neckline up and brandished the axe more.

"Get off my property or I'll call the guard, I swear it."