Irish Dance !

"Don't say that I never think of you" said Diane. She was handing Debbi the shoes which would complete the St Patrick's Day leprechaun ensemble. "I knew you couldn't be expected to do Irish dance steps in stilettos so I got you these."

'These' turned out to be a monstrous pair of 1970's style platform shoes. Possibly a touch more stable than a pair of stilettos but only marginally so. Debbi tried to balance and come to terms with walking in them. That was hard enough, let alone dance in them. Debbi's reaction was predictable, as was Diane's response. "Je-eff, she's complaining again" she called out of the office door. Debbi heard muffled laughter from her staff before Jeff barged into the room. "And there I was thinking how it made such a nice change that we hadn't had any moaning session from you this month" he admonished Debbi. The problem with the shoes was explained and swiftly dismissed by Jeff. "They set the look off nicely. Diane's been thoughtful and gone to all this trouble for you and the company paid for those dance lessons, so you should be proficient by now."

As was becoming usual for these monthly morale boosting events, the entire company had an extended lunch break to watch Debbi perform and reception was packed. Most had their phones out ready to capture what they were sure would be pretty good, if past experience was anything to go by.

Debbi came down in the lift behind the stage and then climbed the steps behind a curtain to wait for the music to begin. Stew set a traditional Irish jig playing on the sound system and Diane gave Debbi's bare back a shove through the curtain. She stumbled onto the stage on the hideous platforms to much laughter. The crowd quickly realized that she was naked and the costume was painted on. It became even more apparent when she began to dance. Debbi's tits were firm and perky but even they bounced freely in their unsupported state. Those closest to the stage could discern that she was in fact wearing knickers but as she changed position during the dance, it became clear that her ass was unadorned.

Debbi tried to shut out the setting and her attire, or lack of it, and concentrate on the basic Riverdance steps she had practiced and felt most able to pull off. The reaction of her audience was still of amusement and she knew she looked ridiculous, painted as she was and with the comedy orange wig perched on her head. But she was taking some satisfaction from the fact that she was managing some semblance of an Irish dance.

The music changed. It was still a jig but one performed by an electric rock band. Debbi's dance had to become more vigorous. Her bits shook in an even more spectacular fashion. The drummer kicked in on a backbeat and the electric violin and guitar took up a dueling solo. "Shake that booty Debbi, now it's free form" Diane yelled from the wings. Debbi tried her best approximation of a go-go dance. As she shook her head wildly, the ginger wig flew off and across the stage. She lunged to try and catch it but then toppled off the vertiginous platforms and with a whirl of arms and legs, fell over in an ungainly heap !

She tried to get to her feet but had ended up on her hands and knees with her ass facing the crowd. If anyone was in any doubt, they could now see that it was a painted costume and also that she was wearing knickers, albeit a thong. The strip of material could be seen just about covering her pussy and bisecting her asshole, while either side of her parted cheeks, white flesh was visible where Catalina had not bothered to run her brush, thinking that part of Debbi's anatomy would never be seen !

It was a very red faced Debbi that finally managed to regain her feet and attempt a few more futile steps through the final couple of minutes of the song. There was a raucous mixture of cheers and laughter as the audience watched her pert ass disappear behind the curtain. Jeff, Eamon ( who was not going to miss any of these monthly entertainments now, despite being retired ) and the MD surveyed the happy faces of their staff, as Diane ushered Debbi back on stage for a curtain call. "This is really a great success and it's all down to Diane's marvelous initiative" said Jeff. "Absolutely, we have to keep this up throughout the year, the productivity figures go through the roof in the week after each event" agreed the MD.