The Stars Cum Out!

Its the opening night of your new hotel in London, England. This is no ordinary hotel though. It is a specialist hotel, exclusive to celebrities for sexual purposes. The hotel has numerous rooms, all kitted out with the finest sex toys, equipment and pornographic material that money can buy. As well as this, guests can ask for 'assistance' from members of your staff.

You have heard that your advertising in celebrity circles has led to alot of excitement amongst the stars, not only in Britain but all over the world. And as you peer out of the window your sources are proved to be right as a queue has formed already. You nod to your receptionist and she gives the nod back saying she's ready. You open the doors.

First to enter are Jennifer Anniston and her husband Brad Pitt. As they walk over to reception in comes the next couple of Billie Piper and the ginger twat himself, Chris Evans. Following them is geordie television babe Jayne Middlemiss.

What you haven't told your guests is that in every single room are hundreds of hidden cameras, ensuring that from your control room you can see all the happenings. You head for the control room as the stars head for their pleasure.