Pulses

Today must be the most boring day of your life. Both Internet and phone reception has been down all morning everywhere in the city, you don't have work to do, your friends are all busy, there's a low sound buzzing drone all around you that you are just ignoring, you don't feel like doing nothing but you are still bored to **** by it. That's why you decided to actually leave your dirty "single man in your thirties" apartment and actually go grab a bite of breakfast at the local cafe for once in your life.

You take a sip of your coffee as you look around you. The place is almost empty, only an older woman typing away at a laptop and a couple of college jocks that have not stopped lamenting the lack of wi-fi since they sat down. The two waiters, a busty woman and a tall young man, are bored too it seems. They are standing at the counter, whispering to each other with sleepy expression on their faces.

You swear you will find something to do, maybe go find one of your friends at their workplace, maybe take a walk in the park... but you will defeat the boredom.

You take another sip of your coffee when...

A.N. Please feel free to write your own chapters and to take the story in whatever wacky way you can imagine. My focus with this story was more creating a playground than doing something concrete. Check the Guidelines if you want to add a chapter as there is more information over there.