A new kind of menu - Service Pulse

Suddenly you feel a ringing in your ears, it's very similar to an impulse coming from the low buzzing, but you cannot perceive that- it seems quite familiar but you cannot understand where is it coming from. Aaand it has stopped... who knows what it was...

You take another sip as you hear your stomach growling. Maybe you should get something more to eat... Your breakfast was quite light after all.

You glance at the blackboards that the coffee shop uses as a menu and it has you making a second take. What the fuck?

Right on the board, just under the hot beverages, there is a second longer list starting with sensual kiss at 1.60$ and moving down to strip show, fellatio, mutual masturbation up until full intercourse at 62.99$.

Had the staff noticed this? When was it changed? ten minutes ago it wasn't like this. Was this a prank from one of the waiters to the other?

You look around nervously, thinking that maybe is a prank at your expenses instead. Nobody is looking at you...

It's kind of funny though...

You call the attention of the waitress.

"One slice of triple chocolate cake and a sensual kiss, thank you" you ask, half embarrassed half trying to be smooth but coming off quite cringe by the embarrassment.

"Sure enough, darling. Would you take the kiss now or with the cake?" The woman looks at you with a polite smile.

"Eh? Ehm... Well... now it's okay..." you are looking around while rubbing the back of your head nervously You were note expecting the waitress to stay in on the joke.

She keeps the polite smile as she leans down at your eye level, her prominent bust pushing forward and giving you a really great view of her cleavage held in her tight uniform.

Red in the face you stumble backwards toward the backrest of the chair trying to look elsewhere, but are soon interrupted by her soft lips meeting yours.

You are too stunned to do anything but melt a little as she gently uses her tongue to part your lips and push into your mouth.

"Mh-mhhhh" you give up fast and abandon yourself to the feeling of her soft lips and her delicate smell, giving in to a reciprocation of the kiss, but just as fast as it happened, the waitress is already getting back up.

She smiles again "I'll come right away with the cake!" and with that she turns around...